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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    :emoticon-0172-mooni lol <ok>
     
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    HendyMMA, Sep 23, 2011
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks for your mirth at my impending unemployment. You lot will have a field day.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 23, 2011
  3. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    All good
     
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    HendyMMA, Sep 23, 2011
  4. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    if you genuinely did lose your job man I hope you find work soon. Good luck man.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 23, 2011
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Pushing it, you Irish slag
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 23, 2011
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks 18.

    It's in the balance at the minute, but I hope I'll be OK. It was ny eldest daughter's 21st last Wednesday and it's cost me an arm and a leg - she's worth it though.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 23, 2011
  7. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    By the way, what is going on with EMF? If you are goin to hide trying to not be KPR anymore, why would you go back to doing the same ****? I see Jezz is hanging around, what do you think of the Italian league goalfest the past two weekends?? I guess Catanaccio is out the door?
     
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    BCR, Sep 23, 2011
  8. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Your eldest is 21? F*** I could be your kid too, as Sky would say <yikes>
     
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    BCR, Sep 23, 2011
  9. HendyMMA

    HendyMMA Active Member

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    I aint Irish but i wouldnt wish any1 to lose their job so sorry to hear fellow Doucheplum :)
     
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    HendyMMA, Sep 23, 2011
  10. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    21 year old daughter, you must be about my age!

    hope the job holds out .... jizz face (that's joke btw) good luck anyway, hate people losing work. really bugs me
     
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    tunns®, Sep 23, 2011

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just give her me for a present (for one night only). I wont charge as you're a mate and I'll guarantee she'll get a lot of pleasure from it <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    If you didn't spend all day on here you might still have a ****ing job.

    P.S. I'll give you a job...Interested?
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Surely the disability benefit will cover it then? ;)

    Hand or blow?
     
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    Swarbs, Sep 23, 2011
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You mean his pension <laugh>


    Either <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  15. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Who thinks SKY enjoys a bit of pegging once in a while?
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 23, 2011
  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Nothing like waking up on a Sunday morning with a good old pegging <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  17. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    pegging?

    Some age old terminology?
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Sep 23, 2011
  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Getting your Mrs to **** you up the arse with a strap-on <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 23, 2011
  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    and how big a strap on?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 23, 2011
  20. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Ohhhh.

    That was fun.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Sep 23, 2011
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