songs for ash

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Cheers OLM,

and yes there is a song with 24 in it ..........four and twenty virgins came down from........better not<laugh>
 
Im not saying he doesnt deserve better but many great player have left and upon their return recieved similar treatment to what I mentioned and the comment was intended tongue in cheek. But I fear I maybe close to the truth especially if he sticks a dodgy challenge in.

indeed I remeber a pre season game against boro and kempton were giving deano all sorts of grief.
best bit when he lifted his top over his head to a chant of you fat bastard if I recall correctly.
 
To the tune of "Dedicated follower of fashion" (for those old enough to know the tune.

Phil loved him here
Phils took him there
He went for money
But we dont care,
He packed his bags to avoid the dole
In eighteen months he,ll have F*** all
Oh Ian Ashby what the hell yer done.

"what have yer done" ( where will you go)

He packed his bag to avoid the dole
In eighteen months he,ll have F*** all
Oh Ian Ashby what the hell yer done.

BTW I will be applauding Ash on Sat before the match, but then he will be treat like any other returning player from the past (even tho i understand and respect his reasons for going)
 
He lead the team from boothferry
Ashbee, Ashbee
He took us to the premier league
Ashbee, Ashbee
He'll always be remembered here
So come on give him one last cheer
Ian Ashbee, Cities number 4


(Not very tuneful and a bit rushed but oh well)
 
Just because you feel that Bown is a twat, that's not really a reason for not including him on the songsheet.
Give us a song describing his Twatishness.
 
How about:

Oh Ian Ashbee!
He's neither here nor there, Oh Ian Ashbee,
He's ****ing everywhere, Oh Ian Ashbee,
Ashbee's gonna get yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
 
His contract meant he was cities
Brownie, Brownie
He took us too the premier league
Brownie, Brownie
His name is Brown
His is a clown
His karaoke makes me frown
Phi-il Brown, give us back our cash
 
To the Common People (Pulp) tune:

He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That&#8217;s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said &#8216;fine&#8217;
Then in 3 seasons time he said

I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view

I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there&#8217;s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!
 
To the Common People (Pulp) tune:

He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That&#8217;s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said &#8216;fine&#8217;
Then in 3 seasons time he said

I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view

I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there&#8217;s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!

Haha! I lol'd!
 
To the Common People (Pulp) tune:

He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That&#8217;s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said &#8216;fine&#8217;
Then in 3 seasons time he said

I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view

I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there&#8217;s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!

Did I not see this on 606 at the end of last season?
 
Peter Taylor was better than you
Brownie Brownie
Dowie is better looking than you
Brownie Brownie
You took us up, you nicked our cash
You always looked so bloody flash
Did Carly Duffen take it up the arse
 
Haha theres some quality songs on here, chances of any actually getting started we hardly even sing the songs everyone knows...

Think a Carly Duffen one should be on the cards..
 
To the Common People (Pulp) tune:

He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That&#8217;s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said &#8216;fine&#8217;
Then in 3 seasons time he said

I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view

I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there&#8217;s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!

I don't know what i prefer more - this or your new profile pic