Im not saying he doesnt deserve better but many great player have left and upon their return recieved similar treatment to what I mentioned and the comment was intended tongue in cheek. But I fear I maybe close to the truth especially if he sticks a dodgy challenge in.
How about:
Oh Ian Ashbee!
He's neither here nor there, Oh Ian Ashbee,
He's ****ing everywhere, Oh Ian Ashbee,
Ashbee's gonna get yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

To the Common People (Pulp) tune:
He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That’s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said ‘fine’
Then in 3 seasons time he said
I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view
I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there’s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!
To the Common People (Pulp) tune:
He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That’s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said ‘fine’
Then in 3 seasons time he said
I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view
I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there’s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!
Did I not see this on 606 at the end of last season?
His contract meant he was cities
Brownie, Brownie
He took us too the premier league
Brownie, Brownie
His name is Brown
His is a clown
His karaoke makes me frown
Phi-il Brown, give us back our cash
To the Common People (Pulp) tune:
He came from Derby with a thirst for knowledge,
He studied management at Bolton college,
That’s where I, caught his eye.
He told me that he was a manager,
I said in that case you better come manage us, he said ‘fine’
Then in 3 seasons time he said
I kept you up when you were going nowhere
I took you up when nobody thought I could do
Then I signed loads of **** old players
And stood by and watched the club slide out of view
I signed Jimmy Bullard too
And now there’s nothing you can dooooooooooooooooo!