Does one "wear" tampons, or does one "insert" them? Either way, no, I don't usually use them, but I do have a wife that sometimes does.
Missed out there. Lesson for you, always keep some bunnies on you to assist a damsel in distress. You could have been in there - so to speak.
I've just placed a Frenchman Doing a favour for a diagnostics client who wanted someone in supply chain. This guy applied. Lives in manc as well. He seemed a really pleasant guy from the off, so not the usual profile of frog. I called him to offer him the job and he was absolutely delighted. We were chatting and he asked if I liked football, so I obviously told him I was a massive Red. He squealed down the phone that he supported Liverpool as well. He was born a St Etienne, but switched after the match at Anfield that he watched when he was 6. I explained I was there on a minibus off mates from university. I couldn't get the ****er off the phone
Some suggestions: Bending over for a German Pulling out too soon Having sex with a jar of minced garlic Getting aroused by the sight of female body hair
Cheese couldn't get the licence for early beer. There has been some police action in there over the last couple of weeks. Plenty of tins in and I can make a better bacon butty than anyone else, so **** 'em
Poor cops, surprised they didn't take one look in and decide "nah, too much going on here, our gaol isn't big enough, let's pretend we never saw this."
