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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Elvis Karaoke. ****ing gash
     
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    Even better.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Believe me, it wasn't.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Draught Moretti arriving tomorrow, along with two guest cask ales. Might try a Moretti for novelty value, but at 3.50 a go, will be back on the Big C.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    You'd rather pay £3.50 for ****ty Carling than get Moretti? <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's the Baltic Triangle like? Not been yet as it's 'trendy, but had good reports.
     
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    Draft Moretti sounds like a fart fetish porn star.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    It's a travesty of justice that Moretti and Carling are even uttered in the same sentence, never mind served in the same boozer!!!
     
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    Never tried it, but Heineken's other lagers aren't that great... Better than Carling, sure.

    Ale or nothing for me.
     
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    I see a pattern emerging here.

    Oh, and.....
    FFS.
     
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    The song they should have written...
     
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    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    The draft spelling was deliberate as part of the joke.
     
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    Bad spelling is never funny. A puppy dies every time you misspell a word.
     
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    Draught can have multiple meanings. Draft never means beer, thus making an important distinction.
     
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    Ok.
     
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    Not like you? He's lived in septicland too long
     
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    Cba.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Guest beers are Pheasant Plucker and Poppy Otter. Bloke's having a mare of a job installing the new stuff due to previously botched job. Baltic Triangle anyone?
     
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    So apparently falcon semen is the same colour as lager. From an old account from a former breeder, it tastes nothing like beer though.

    They used to use a pipette and suck it out of the birds cloaca (intending to stop before getting it in mouth)... Sometimes they wouldn't stop in time.

    Apparently it's very bitter in case anyone was curious.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the ****ing hell?
     
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