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[Red Hadron Collider]

Elvis Karaoke. ****ing gash

 

[saintanton]

Won't be here long tonight. ****ing karaoke.

That's RHC's pornstar name.

Elvis Karaoke. ****ing gash

Even better.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Even better.

Believe me, it wasn't.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Draught Moretti arriving tomorrow, along with two guest cask ales. Might try a Moretti for novelty value, but at 3.50 a go, will be back on the Big C.

 

[Zanjinho]

Draught Moretti arriving tomorrow, along with two guest cask ales. Might try a Moretti for novelty value, but at 3.50 a go, will be back on the Big C.

You'd rather pay £3.50 for ****ty Carling than get Moretti?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

What's the Baltic Triangle like? Not been yet as it's 'trendy, but had good reports.

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

Draught Moretti arriving tomorrow,

Draft Moretti sounds like a fart fetish porn star.

 

[Zanjinho]

It's a travesty of justice that Moretti and Carling are even uttered in the same sentence, never mind served in the same boozer!!!

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

It's a travesty of justice that Moretti and Carling are even uttered in the same sentence, never mind served in the same boozer!!!

Never tried it, but Heineken's other lagers aren't that great... Better than Carling, sure.

Ale or nothing for me.

 

[saintanton]

Draft Moretti sounds like a fart fetish porn star.

I see a pattern emerging here.

Oh, and.....

Draft

FFS.

 

[saintanton]

Never tried it, but Heineken's other lagers aren't that great... Better than Carling, sure.

Ale or nothing for me.

The song they should have written...

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[Milk and Kebabs]

I see a pattern emerging here.

Oh, and.....

FFS.

The draft spelling was deliberate as part of the joke.

 

[saintanton]

The draft spelling was deliberate as part of the joke.

Bad spelling is never funny. A puppy dies every time you misspell a word.

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

Bad spelling is never funny. A puppy dies every time you misspell a word.

Draught can have multiple meanings. Draft never means beer, thus making an important distinction.

 

[saintanton]

Draught can have multiple meanings. Draft never means beer, thus making an important distinction.

Ok.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Ok.

Not like you? He's lived in septicland too long

 

[saintanton]

Not like you? He's lived in septicland too long

Cba.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Guest beers are Pheasant Plucker and Poppy Otter. Bloke's having a mare of a job installing the new stuff due to previously botched job. Baltic Triangle anyone?

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

So apparently falcon semen is the same colour as lager. From an old account from a former breeder, it tastes nothing like beer though.

They used to use a pipette and suck it out of the birds cloaca (intending to stop before getting it in mouth)... Sometimes they wouldn't stop in time.

Apparently it's very bitter in case anyone was curious.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So apparently falcon semen is the same colour as lager. From an old account from a former breeder, it tastes nothing like beer though.

They used to use a pipette and suck it out of the birds cloaca (intending to stop before getting it in mouth)... Sometimes they wouldn't stop in time.

Apparently it's very bitter in case anyone was curious.

What the ****ing hell?