Won't be here long tonight. ****ing karaoke.
That's RHC's pornstar name.
Even better.Elvis Karaoke. ****ing gash
You'd rather pay £3.50 for ****ty Carling than get Moretti?Draught Moretti arriving tomorrow, along with two guest cask ales. Might try a Moretti for novelty value, but at 3.50 a go, will be back on the Big C.

Draught Moretti arriving tomorrow,
It's a travesty of justice that Moretti and Carling are even uttered in the same sentence, never mind served in the same boozer!!!
I see a pattern emerging here.Draft Moretti sounds like a fart fetish porn star.
FFS.Draft
The song they should have written...Never tried it, but Heineken's other lagers aren't that great... Better than Carling, sure.
Ale or nothing for me.
I see a pattern emerging here.
Oh, and.....
FFS.
Bad spelling is never funny. A puppy dies every time you misspell a word.The draft spelling was deliberate as part of the joke.
Bad spelling is never funny. A puppy dies every time you misspell a word.
Ok.Draught can have multiple meanings. Draft never means beer, thus making an important distinction.
Cba.Not like you? He's lived in septicland too long
What the ****ing hell?So apparently falcon semen is the same colour as lager. From an old account from a former breeder, it tastes nothing like beer though.
They used to use a pipette and suck it out of the birds cloaca (intending to stop before getting it in mouth)... Sometimes they wouldn't stop in time.
Apparently it's very bitter in case anyone was curious.