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Top work fella...welcome back to the darkside [HASHTAG]#winesfortarts[/HASHTAG]

Agree.

I did miss the cans to be fair. I’m gonna be so arseholed on Saturday the wife is on standby for a hospital run in the car if I need stomach pumped. Gotta feeling i’ll Be like tash.. wrecked after 4 pints. Ahh well...

Signed up for the Kielder run and next years GNR already. Loving the low fat running feeling!
 
if no **** puts up a match day thread by 10pm tonight when I get back home... I'll have have to do it and you know how **** mine are! come on you lazy twats... get your fingers out.
 
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I was so depressed last night that I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
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This is funny.
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