Shearer's ebar

Early warning... from this weekend I'm back on #thecans
Diet over.. 4 stone lost.... new Mustard Chino's needed.

 

Top work fella...welcome back to the darkside #winesfortarts

 

Agree.

I did miss the cans to be fair. I’m gonna be so arseholed on Saturday the wife is on standby for a hospital run in the car if I need stomach pumped. Gotta feeling i’ll Be like tash.. wrecked after 4 pints. Ahh well...

Signed up for the Kielder run and next years GNR already. Loving the low fat running feeling!

 

Ha ha, squirmy bastard!

 

if no **** puts up a match day thread by 10pm tonight when I get back home... I'll have have to do it and you know how **** mine are! come on you lazy twats... get your fingers out.

 

Didn’t realise Fraser Forster was back at Celtic.

 

hey Columbo... water is wet too...

 

**** that's scary. Pity it couldn't be turned into a gif with him/her shaking uncontrollably

 

Angela Bruce

 

This is funny.

 

I was so depressed last night that I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

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Its worse than reading one of Groot’s **** match threads.

 

I don't know what you are both talking about.

 

Not a sniff of a purple dildo amongst it either.

 

Nice new hair cut @YAJERK