Anyone would think you have a spectacle fetish! For ****s sake man, Chippy's ****ing jizzed all over me geps again !!
Fredor went to donate sperm and the nurse said " would you like to masturbate in the cup " He said " I know I've been a w@nker all my life, however I'm not sure about competing against others "
That looks ****ing awesome ! Some poor **** has the job of testing these when they roll off the production line.