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Off Topic The Boris Johnson Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 28, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Corbyn can't even take his tramp outfit to the cleaners ffs.

    It's all part of Boris' plan.

    Here's what will happen:

    • Surrender Bill gets passed today
    • Boris calls election
    • Corbyn agrees to election (reluctantly as he's polling badly)
    • 15th Oct- Election win for Boris, where Tories and Brexit Party combine/do a deal to get a strong majority.
    • Surrender Bill repealed or the majority of the house let him crack on
    • All powerful Boris trotts off for the Euro summit with a clear majority and the ability to negotiate properly.. and to pass most 'deals'...... and agrees and implements Brexit.

    It's a clever scenario mapped out very well by Cummins, who knows the Labour heartland of the North is very strongly a LEAVE region and Corbyn's support is sinking fast. Tony Blair himself called it an elephant trap it's that obvious but Corbyn, after beelin for year about needing a GE simply has to take the chance...

    Corbyn comes out of it looking an obstructive fool... the Labour party kick him off his perch.... Labour has a new leader... and once again I have a party I can vote for.
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    nope he needs a majority to call an election , so Corbyn refused it until this issue is dealt with.. no point in the election yet because by the time its done the no deal exit will already have taken place … corbynn isn't the idiot people think or the bad guy either... people are so quick to absorb bullshit... the mans spent his entire life fighting for human rights
     
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  3. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Boris just said "****" in pmq's.
    Classy.
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    which ****
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Bercow is making the chancellor look a right twat. Basically telling him to rewrite his speech on the hoof!
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    I vote for a civil wat tbh id ****ing love some of that
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    practicing my motivational battle speeches right now actually
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    BEHOLD SUCH A BUNCH OF ****S!!!! DIE WELL THERES NO GOD LOOKING AFTER THEM
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    All Hail Mickdundee!
    All Hail Mickdundee!
    All Hail Mickdundee!
    All Hail Mickdundee!

    Who are we fighting against?
     
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  10. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    I'd follow CC into battle.

    If only to be 100% sure the mad barsteward wasn't behind me.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    read it again. when the bill passes... Corbyn said yesterday he'd support the election.

    Corbyn hangs out with the IRA, Hezbollah and Hamas, refuses to sing the national anthem... actually hates Europe and America... is over 70 and looks like a tramp....
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Bercow has gone beyond his remit on a few occasions and drives a car with a sticker in saying stop Brexit.....
     
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  13. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I right hes played a good hand
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Oh I agree but I think it is a disgrace when something more important than party politics is afoot. As I say they're all a bunch of selfish pricks. If any man in the street was under any illusion that these ****s are representative of them, I hope they've finally seen the light. There is no doubt Johnson cleverly avoided the **** storm by side stepping the hard bit too. Some would say that was just being a smart politician by using the advice from around you as to how it will play out. The guy has had a PR machine behind him the whole time, he has been groomed for this his whole life too. A good old Eton boy. I don't think him being a **** and a dislikeable one should detract from the fact our political system has been badly exposed as not fit for purpose by this whole affair. That isn't just the people in it, its a cultural thing within those corridors. I like holding onto traditions if they serve a purpose. I think the system is archaic and has been corrupted over a long period of time. So much so that those in it now can't see the wrong.
     
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    But aren't the MP's who are trying to stop Boris Johnson forcing through No Deal actually fulfilling their primary responsibility by blocking it if they sincerely believe that No Deal is not in the national interest. This should overide their responsibility to their constituents.
     
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  16. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    **** the general publics vote just have a good old civil war and settle this the old way.
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    You'd lose that as well :emoticon-0165-muscl

    :bandit:

    <smooch>
     
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  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    probably but at least we would have a result
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Is Boris trying to force through a no deal though? I realise that is the assumption being made, but its not what he himself is saying.
     
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  20. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    So you believe fat freddy and now borris
     
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