Off Topic Golf

I only need 1

 

Or even clean them!

 

When I play I never make a mess

 

In fact, I wouldn't even let you admire my clubs and trolley out of the corner of your eye!

 

I bet you are one of those tosserrs playing with ping that cant even play the game

 

I've got Ping irons.

 

I knew it

 

Tbh lads I love golf i was a member at close house before it went private and played with my dad from a very young age , but I discovered cider and pussy before letting a job stop me getting out on the course enough to stay good.. I was in competitions and my uncle played pro in the open a few times. I can still get a few birdies but the odd 8 happens too often because I dont play enough

 

But, I played nine holes yesterday in the wind and shot 38, without a warm-up, I reckon the wind cost me two shots, otherwise I would have been par.

 

Of course we ALL know you love golf. After all, you are never off this thread!

 

Use the wind

 

May the wind be with you

 

Difficult on my home course, nowt you can do about it sometimes.

 

I do mate not even joking I'm probably better than all of you

 

I never had much but I got a set of customs at age 8 for xmas and I played loads.. I made my mothers garden into a 9 hole pitch and put and her practices with a nice put all over the house

 

A poor golfer always blames the wind on his home course

 

I'm now playing off about five Tiger and improving all the time. If you can beat that then you must be pretty handy.

 

I bet you smashed all the neighbour's windows.

 

That's decent I played off a 2 at 14 but I'd be some way off a 5 now tbf..

 

Actually no just our kitchen window on more than one occasion..