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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    I only need 1
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Or even clean them!
     
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    When I play I never make a mess
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In fact, I wouldn't even let you admire my clubs and trolley out of the corner of your eye!
     
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    I bet you are one of those tosserrs playing with ping that cant even play the game
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I've got Ping irons.
     
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  7. Santaseyebrow

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    I knew it
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

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    Tbh lads I love golf i was a member at close house before it went private and played with my dad from a very young age , but I discovered cider and pussy before letting a job stop me getting out on the course enough to stay good.. I was in competitions and my uncle played pro in the open a few times. I can still get a few birdies but the odd 8 happens too often because I dont play enough
     
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    But, I played nine holes yesterday in the wind and shot 38, without a warm-up, I reckon the wind cost me two shots, otherwise I would have been par.
     
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    Of course we ALL know you love golf. After all, you are never off this thread! <laugh>
     
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    Use the wind
     
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    May the wind be with you
     
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    Difficult on my home course, nowt you can do about it sometimes.
     
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  14. Santaseyebrow

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    I do mate not even joking I'm probably better than all of you
     
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    I never had much but I got a set of customs at age 8 for xmas and I played loads.. I made my mothers garden into a 9 hole pitch and put and her practices with a nice put all over the house
     
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    A poor golfer always blames the wind on his home course
     
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    I'm now playing off about five Tiger and improving all the time. If you can beat that then you must be pretty handy.
     
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    I bet you smashed all the neighbour's windows.
     
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    That's decent I played off a 2 at 14 but I'd be some way off a 5 now tbf..
     
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    Actually no just our kitchen window on more than one occasion..
     
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