They built a travellers site at great expense on the outskirts of Brid. Seagulls all around the surrounding area. Which negated the benefit of when they filled in the local rubbish pit and built an efficient waste disposal site.
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They built a travellers site at great expense on the outskirts of Brid. Seagulls all around the surrounding area. Which negated the benefit of when they filled in the local rubbish pit and built an efficient waste disposal site.
Was reading a travel report in the Guardian about Palma. Someone commented they weren't impressed when they went to Majorca. They were flattened by a gang of skateboarders. Went by the name of the Groovy Gang. And one was suspiciously tall for a 15 year old.
That seemed to have gone over one or two heads.
For Farke's sake....the manager's got an SI jacket on
He'll be on the radar for the Norfolk constabulary now.
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Okay, a few more nicked from here and there.
It bothers me that someone may steal my identity and use it to make thousands of dollars behind my back.
It mostly bothers me because I currently have my identity and can't figure out how to do that..
As I handed my dad his 70th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."
My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, "Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?"
"Yes," she said, "but I wasn’t willing to pay."
Ive just met a Chinese drug addict.
He asked me "Have you seen my cocaine?".
I said "Not since he was in Zulu".
- Yesterday my girlfriend came to me and told me she is pregnant.
- Really? What did you say?
- Nothing. I cried.
- Really? Why?
- Because I know what it means to grow up without a father.
I've left my job as my new girlfriend didn't agree with us testing our product on animals. To be fair, I didn't like working at the hammer factory anyway.
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It bothers me that someone may steal my identity and use it to make thousands of dollars behind my back.
It mostly bothers me because I currently have my identity and can't figure out how to do that..
As I handed my dad his 70th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."
My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, "Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?"
"Yes," she said, "but I wasn’t willing to pay."
Ive just met a Chinese drug addict.
He asked me "Have you seen my cocaine?".
I said "Not since he was in Zulu".
- Yesterday my girlfriend came to me and told me she is pregnant.
- Really? What did you say?
- Nothing. I cried.
- Really? Why?
- Because I know what it means to grow up without a father.
I've left my job as my new girlfriend didn't agree with us testing our product on animals. To be fair, I didn't like working at the hammer factory anyway.
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Fifty to a hundred notes a pair.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/152...m-order?ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-4
Not for me I'm afraid, but I reckon that Ben could pull 'em off.
You want Ben to pull your pants off? ...
Umm, I can see how my words are open to such interpretation.
That's not what I meant though.
I am merely suggesting that a man of Ben's stature and obvious dignity could sartorially manage to wear crocheted pants with aplomb.
I once also got paraleticaly drunk in Bradford, the heady days of school youth club trips... (I may also have been banned from the ice skating rink)
Can you remember the Tetley Pub hunt. Drink 20 pints and you get a free one and a tee shirt. We did this for my 21st birthday, in 21 pubs.. Dinner time session in Leeds, before going out in Bradford on the evening.
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