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Skylarker said:
The best one is Bumble as the female has to message you first once you match...

I find the other ones blokes generally have a bad rep as most women expect dick pics <doh>
They dont want them, but blokes cant stop sending them ffs!!
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I don't have Bumble. I don't have Facebook so apparently Tinder is the only one I can use. I have no idea how though as I'm sure I tried to set one up before and it wouldn't let you if you didn't have Facebook, but my mate sorted it for me a few months ago using just my phone number.

I rarely message anyone on there first tbh. I use it as a bit of a time killer more than anything. Have met a few from there, I don't really give a **** though so it usually ends pretty badly.
 
Skylarker said:
Well then lads...

As you know I spilt with my Mrs of 15 years in October/November.

I got Christmas out the way and delved into the dating scene... ****ing hell how things have changed since back in the day.

So I've had 3 (soon to be 4) dates, all 3 totally different.

Date 1 - some unbelievably fit bird from Tinder just came round for the weekend and we ragged each other sillly for 2 days, with the occasion meal out or pint over the road. 9.5/10 - she knew what she wanted, nothing serious, just sex. That's fine but obviously not long term. I cant find the pics of this one so help a brother out @Stan

Date 2: Disaster, some chavvy bird. Planned to have lunch, quickly had a pint and ****ed off 1/10

Date 3: pretty bird and seemed really nice, went on a few dates (mainly chilling out watching a film with a bottle of wine or rum). Actually started to think this one might work. However, she became obsessed and wanted me go move in with her, she wanted another kid dnd wanted to get married before her dad lost his marbles. Unfortunately I had to end this as I'm looking to take things slowly due to the amount of time I was with the ex. Oversll 8.5/10

Date 4: I've arranged to meet a 44 year old that lives 8 miles away on Feb 23rd to go to a pub for beers and food. She sounds like a right laugh so we'll see. 5 years older than me though but I reckon she might be filthy. I'll let you know how it goes...

Date 5: Feb 23rd is quite a way off so i expect I'll go on another one first...


Overall its been a fun ride, I wad dreading tryng to get a new bird but with the amount of dating sites etc. Its so easy to get a date.

I recommend getting divorced and giving it a go....

I'll update this thread and if I cant choose between 2 birds I'll let the good people of Not606 decide using a poll


  • Thanks for reading, now get back to work you ****ing slacker..


Also any dating tips are welcome
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Saintmagic said:
I don't have Bumble. I don't have Facebook so apparently Tinder is the only one I can use. I have no idea how though as I'm sure I tried to set one up before and it wouldn't let you if you didn't have Facebook, but my mate sorted it for me a few months ago using just my phone number.

I rarely message anyone on there first tbh. I use it as a bit of a time killer more than anything. Have met a few from there, I don't really give a **** though so it usually ends pretty badly.
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I dont have Facebook. You don't need facebook?

Facefuck maybe, Facebook nah.
 
Why did the chavy bird only score 1/10? That one would have given you the best ride you dozy fool.

My bird is 7 years older. I'm having the best sex of my life with her.
 
Just got a notification saying last night i bumped into '****ie'

Just checked her profile. **** me thats some ****ed up person. Basically meets men to **** then off.

Original name, like it.
 
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Skylarker said:
I dont have Facebook. You don't need facebook?

Facefuck maybe, Facebook nah.
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I'll take a look then, it used to be that you had to have Facebook to get an account to all of them, I guess to try and stop catfishing or something. Maybe they have all changed now.

All you need is a picture of you topless holding a puppy and the matches come pouring in.
 
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CBD saffy said:
Why did the chavy bird only score 1/10? That one would have given you the best ride you dozy fool.

My bird is 7 years older. I'm having the best sex of my life with her.
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No mate the chav was a proper bellend. I can't shag bellends.

Posh birds are better in bed than chavs... in my experiences.
 
Saintmagic said:
I'll take a look then, it used to be that you had to have Facebook to get an account to all of them, I guess to try and stop catfishing or something. Maybe they have all changed now.

All you need is a picture of you topless holding a puppy and the matches come pouring in.
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Check Bumble, as they have to message first so they obviously like your pics etc.

It doesn't have as much traffic as the other's but the quality is better imo.
 
Big Ern said:
Is advice a euphanism for one of your ho's, if so, does he get mates rates, or is it a case of business and friendship are separate so you get your cut of the full price
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He's a scouser ... they'll be splitting some small change and a few yellow plastic car park tokens <ok>
 
One of the other half's cousins went on some of those sites some time after his marriage ended - the one that stands out was "Plenty More Fish" ... he would have been in his late 30s and is neither the best looking or brightest guy you could meet - but he did very well on that site! - he popped in to see us one evening and was having a cuppa in the kitchen when his phone went - he dashed out and sped all the way to Leighton Buzzard - some bird there had texted him to say he could shag her if he got there quick - she kicked him out straight afterwards - found out afterward that she was in the habit of contacting different blokes when her fella had gone out - funniest bit was that the other half's cousin picked up two speeding tickets on his mad dash ... silly ****er <laugh> ... he confided that he had 3 or 4 from that site on the go and that they all shagged every meet ... he showed us their profile pics one time - all were absolute widnaes - all fat ****ers <yikes>
 
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@Skylarker you got a picture of the bell end chav?
I am intrigued!
But then i would have banged the bird you turned down on the train that time, going by the pic you posted.

I want to see the bell end chav!
 
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