I was wondering why this one had arranged for a month ahead. Are you sure she has not just hacked into the Prison Officer's account and that's the date she gets out on parole?
I don't have Bumble. I don't have Facebook so apparently Tinder is the only one I can use. I have no idea how though as I'm sure I tried to set one up before and it wouldn't let you if you didn't have Facebook, but my mate sorted it for me a few months ago using just my phone number. I rarely message anyone on there first tbh. I use it as a bit of a time killer more than anything. Have met a few from there, I don't really give a **** though so it usually ends pretty badly.
Fosse will love this thread. He can keep Sky company with his 8 times a night (or whatever it was) tales !!!
Why did the chavy bird only score 1/10? That one would have given you the best ride you dozy fool. My bird is 7 years older. I'm having the best sex of my life with her.
Just got a notification saying last night i bumped into '****ie' Just checked her profile. **** me thats some ****ed up person. Basically meets men to **** then off. Original name, like it.
I'll take a look then, it used to be that you had to have Facebook to get an account to all of them, I guess to try and stop catfishing or something. Maybe they have all changed now. All you need is a picture of you topless holding a puppy and the matches come pouring in.
No mate the chav was a proper bellend. I can't shag bellends. Posh birds are better in bed than chavs... in my experiences.
Check Bumble, as they have to message first so they obviously like your pics etc. It doesn't have as much traffic as the other's but the quality is better imo.
Is advice a euphanism for one of your ho's, if so, does he get mates rates, or is it a case of business and friendship are separate so you get your cut of the full price
Long time ago now buddy ... back in the days when I had no idea what was normal or average ... All the best to Sky in his endeavour mind ... glad I'm settled ... mine's making a nice cottage pie for tea
One of the other half's cousins went on some of those sites some time after his marriage ended - the one that stands out was "Plenty More Fish" ... he would have been in his late 30s and is neither the best looking or brightest guy you could meet - but he did very well on that site! - he popped in to see us one evening and was having a cuppa in the kitchen when his phone went - he dashed out and sped all the way to Leighton Buzzard - some bird there had texted him to say he could shag her if he got there quick - she kicked him out straight afterwards - found out afterward that she was in the habit of contacting different blokes when her fella had gone out - funniest bit was that the other half's cousin picked up two speeding tickets on his mad dash ... silly ****er ... he confided that he had 3 or 4 from that site on the go and that they all shagged every meet ... he showed us their profile pics one time - all were absolute widnaes - all fat ****ers
@Skylarker you got a picture of the bell end chav? I am intrigued! But then i would have banged the bird you turned down on the train that time, going by the pic you posted. I want to see the bell end chav!
