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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Jan 29, 2019.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    I was wondering why this one had arranged for a month ahead. Are you sure she has not just hacked into the Prison Officer's account and that's the date she gets out on parole?
     
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  2. Saintmagic

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    I don't have Bumble. I don't have Facebook so apparently Tinder is the only one I can use. I have no idea how though as I'm sure I tried to set one up before and it wouldn't let you if you didn't have Facebook, but my mate sorted it for me a few months ago using just my phone number.

    I rarely message anyone on there first tbh. I use it as a bit of a time killer more than anything. Have met a few from there, I don't really give a **** though so it usually ends pretty badly.
     
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  3. brb

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. pieguts

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    Fosse will love this thread. He can keep Sky company with his 8 times a night (or whatever it was) tales !!!
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No need for selfies brb, although I appreciate the gesture..
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I dont have Facebook. You don't need facebook?

    Facefuck maybe, Facebook nah.
     
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  7. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Why did the chavy bird only score 1/10? That one would have given you the best ride you dozy fool.

    My bird is 7 years older. I'm having the best sex of my life with her.
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    Just got a notification saying last night i bumped into '****ie'

    Just checked her profile. **** me thats some ****ed up person. Basically meets men to **** then off.

    Original name, like it.
     
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  9. Saintmagic

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    I'll take a look then, it used to be that you had to have Facebook to get an account to all of them, I guess to try and stop catfishing or something. Maybe they have all changed now.

    All you need is a picture of you topless holding a puppy and the matches come pouring in.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No mate the chav was a proper bellend. I can't shag bellends.

    Posh birds are better in bed than chavs... in my experiences.
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Check Bumble, as they have to message first so they obviously like your pics etc.

    It doesn't have as much traffic as the other's but the quality is better imo.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    she sounds a laugh.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Is advice a euphanism for one of your ho's, if so, does he get mates rates, or is it a case of business and friendship are separate so you get your cut of the full price
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Long time ago now buddy ... back in the days when I had no idea what was normal or average ...

    All the best to Sky in his endeavour mind <ok> ... glad I'm settled ... mine's making a nice cottage pie for tea <laugh> <cheers>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    He's a scouser ... they'll be splitting some small change and a few yellow plastic car park tokens <ok>
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Isn't Matth a mod on Bumble?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    One of the other half's cousins went on some of those sites some time after his marriage ended - the one that stands out was "Plenty More Fish" ... he would have been in his late 30s and is neither the best looking or brightest guy you could meet - but he did very well on that site! - he popped in to see us one evening and was having a cuppa in the kitchen when his phone went - he dashed out and sped all the way to Leighton Buzzard - some bird there had texted him to say he could shag her if he got there quick - she kicked him out straight afterwards - found out afterward that she was in the habit of contacting different blokes when her fella had gone out - funniest bit was that the other half's cousin picked up two speeding tickets on his mad dash ... silly ****er <laugh> ... he confided that he had 3 or 4 from that site on the go and that they all shagged every meet ... he showed us their profile pics one time - all were absolute widnaes - all fat ****ers <yikes>
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    @Skylarker you got a picture of the bell end chav?
    I am intrigued!
    But then i would have banged the bird you turned down on the train that time, going by the pic you posted.

    I want to see the bell end chav!
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    She'd certainly liven up the house parties
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I wonder if she's a fan of skiing?
     
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