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Archers Road said:
Okay, inspired by this thread, I too decided to try Internet dating. This is how I got on;

Date 1: according to her profile she was a 46 year old hairdresser with an interest in gardening. She turned out to be a 64 year old professional mud wrestler who had buried her ex old man in the garden.

Date 2: Claimed to be 37 year old beautician, with her own home and a taste for fine wines. Turned out to be a 73 year old mortician with b.o. and an unquenchable thirst for White Lightening.

Date 3: Thought this could be the one. 44 year non smoker, good catch, own home. Not quite. 44 year old crack addicted rat catcher, living in a caravan under the flyover.


Will keep you updated as things progress.
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You’ve been lucky so far
 
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Archers Road said:
Okay, inspired by this thread, I too decided to try Internet dating. This is how I got on;

Date 1: according to her profile she was a 46 year old hairdresser with an interest in gardening. She turned out to be a 64 year old professional mud wrestler who had buried her ex old man in the garden.

Date 2: Claimed to be 37 year old beautician, with her own home and a taste for fine wines. Turned out to be a 73 year old mortician with b.o. and an unquenchable thirst for White Lightening.

Date 3: Thought this could be the one. 44 year non smoker, good catch, own home. Not quite. 44 year old crack addicted rat catcher, living in a caravan under the flyover.


Will keep you updated as things progress.
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Can you give me No2's phone no please ?
 
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