Off Topic The Christmas Thread.

[Ron Burguvdy]

Good dodge Ernie - but why did Mrs S really want you out of the house?

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Good dodge Ernie - but why did Mrs S really want you out of the house?

To wrap my presents, silly.

 

[TIGERSCAVE]

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[originallambrettaman]

Got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night ffs. Not happy.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night ffs. Not happy.

Dopey sod.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

I’d be Grumpy too.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I'm going to be Boozy later.

He's one of em isn't he?

 

[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

I've just hacked my way round Sainsbury's and parted company with over two hundred ****ing notes.

I've been assaulted by many people of every different creed, colour and race in an extended game of trolley wars I didn't wish to take part in, but got dragged into against my will, nonetheless.

I've been hissed at by harridens, glowered at by galoots, and ignored by idiots.


Then I've got home, unpacked and the Missus has pointed out that I've forgotten to buy any sodding scones.

You've bought jam and clotted cream. How do you not think to buy the scones? she politely asked - in the voice she uses for slaying dragons.


So I'm away back out again.




It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

The worst mistake I ever made was whilst in Aberdeen I went to get just some cash out of an ATM at Sainsbury's one Xmas eve day, it took me 2 hours to get back out of the car park.

 

[originallambrettaman]

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[Sir Cheshire Ben]

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Too early? ... No.

Happy Days

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I'm going to be Boozy later.

He's one of em isn't he?

Don’t have too much or you’ll end up needing to see a Doc.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Gonna be in a packed boozer by about 4 this afty. Give me an hour or so and I could turn into Gropey.

 

[Stockholm Tiger]

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Happy Christmas you miserable old ****s, middle age ****s, ****esses of all ages and ****s in denial (I don't believe there are young people on such an antiquated form of social media)

Have a drink on me...I'll pay for it next time I see you....

The dog say happy Christmas too.

 

[Barchullona]

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Too early? ... No.

Happy Days

The sun is over the yardarm. Somewhere.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

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Happy Christmas you miserable old ****s, middle age ****s, ****esses of all ages and ****s in denial (I don't believe there are young people on such an antiquated form of social media)

Have a drink on me...I'll pay for it next time I see you....

The dog say happy Christmas too.

And a very merry Christmas to you and your dog you **** Stockholm.

I presume you'll be having a Snowball.

 

[Barchullona]

As someone who is the owner of their fifth rescue dog here is someone I hope has a miserable Christmas. And an appalling New Year and truly awful decade.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sickening-cctv-shows-dog-being-13773774

 

[tigerscanada]

I'm going to be Boozy later.

He's one of em isn't he?

Wake him up and ask him !

 

[tigerscanada]

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Happy Christmas you miserable old ****s, middle age ****s, ****esses of all ages and ****s in denial (I don't believe there are young people on such an antiquated form of social media)

Have a drink on me...I'll pay for it next time I see you....

The dog say happy Christmas too.

Unbridled doggy bliss that. Acres of pristine snow to piss on.
Merry Christmas pooch

 

[Carmine Galante.]

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Too early? ... No.

Happy Days

It’s never too early pal.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Merry Christmas ya friggers!!!


Just getting stuck into a newly opened bottle of Chivas while sitting by the fire.

Game on.