The worst mistake I ever made was whilst in Aberdeen I went to get just some cash out of an ATM at Sainsbury's one Xmas eve day, it took me 2 hours to get back out of the car park.
Gonna be in a packed boozer by about 4 this afty. Give me an hour or so and I could turn into Gropey.
Happy Christmas you miserable old ****s, middle age ****s, ****esses of all ages and ****s in denial (I don't believe there are young people on such an antiquated form of social media) Have a drink on me...I'll pay for it next time I see you.... The dog say happy Christmas too.
And a very merry Christmas to you and your dog you **** Stockholm. I presume you'll be having a Snowball.
As someone who is the owner of their fifth rescue dog here is someone I hope has a miserable Christmas. And an appalling New Year and truly awful decade. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sickening-cctv-shows-dog-being-13773774
Merry Christmas ya friggers!!! Just getting stuck into a newly opened bottle of Chivas while sitting by the fire. Game on.