World Cup

Any way you like mate! I’ll eat them so Lon as they ain’t my Kenny. All meat is tasty.

 

Little legend

 

How old is he?

Had one as a kid. He died as a morbidly obese, one eyed legend.

 

That's Poland out of the World Cup, then.

As a mark of respect all car washes in the U.K. will be closed for three days of mourning.

 

What if I need a plumber?

 

It's the same lads, I'm afraid

 

He’s about 18 month mate, he thinks he’s a person.

Doesn’t piss outside his cage so he just roams about the gaff he’s snapchat famous we take him on adventures and that haha.

 

amazing! He’s a cute little fella.

 

Of course it does as does mine.

 

I was a bit stoned and went to buy a fish, woke up next morning couldn’t remember a thing and here’s the little guy gallivanting about my kitchen

He’s only meant to grow to 8 inches and he’s 15, little heffer

 

I'll be in England for the quarter finals if we get through to that stage.

If we beat Belgium (or finish first on fair play rules) we'll either play Japan or Colombia on the last 16, then we could play Germany in the quarter final (if Germany beat Brazil/Switzerland)

If we finish 2nd of the group, we could play Brazil, Mexico or Switzerland

(I presume Germany will finish 2nd of their group) .

I fancy our chances against Colombia or Japan, so quarter final should be good.

 

Get in Nigeria knocking out Argentina at the moment 1-1

 

Cant see them holding out, but the Argies are not Germany, and who knows, fingers crossed.

 

They’ve gone 10 begind the ball with 20 mins left v Messi.

If they get ****ed the coach needs shot with ****.

 

They have just missed a great chance to finish the game.

 

What a miss, but hold on, almost but not quite, Argies are wobbling here

 

Iceland just equalised - getting interesting...

 

Aguero on, and here 10 mins to go, oh dear.

 

Heartbreak for Nigeria

 

Feel for Nigeria mind. How Banega is still on I have no idea.

Marado pna giving the finger to some fans in front of him. Twat