Let’s be honest, there’s not much for David or Andrew either
The main reason that Patrick has a big day is that it’s so heavily sponsored by a drinks company, who benefit from the sales of their drink...so they sponsor it heavily the next year too. The other reason is that Ireland is still such a religious country, and particularly a Catholic one (they’re big on Saints)
Maybe the other reason that George’s day isn’t as big is that St George is a pretty generic St to choose. He’s the patron Saint of loads of other countries too...and of course England isn’t very religious either (you may be of course)
Having said all that I’m right up for another bank holiday
May God bless you my son and may the Lords countenance be forever upon you Dennis, you silly old ****.

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