Elton John has announced that he's retiring from touring.
After he's completed a 3 year world tour
After he's completed a 3 year world tour


What toilet does "he" use on tour. His.Her's or Them's?Elton John has announced that he's retiring from touring.
After he's completed a 3 year world tour![]()
Why do you put he in quote marks? I'm fairly sure he'll have a private bathroom.What toilet does "he" use on tour. His.Her's or Them's?
Elton John has announced that he's retiring from touring.
After he's completed a 3 year world tour![]()
Watch out Spuds fans, here come RM looking to take Poch (and Kane plus Ali next window) A couple ore poor results and Zidane will be toast - this is one of their worst seasons in recent years, they're 19 points adrift of the leaders and now they have crashed out of the Copa del Ray in embarrassing fashion at home
My Real supporting neighbours think it is Klopp and Salah at the top of the shopping list along with NeymarWatch out Spuds fans, here come RM looking to take Poch (and Kane plus Ali next window) A couple ore poor results and Zidane will be toast - this is one of their worst seasons in recent years, they're 19 points adrift of the leaders and now they have crashed out of the Copa del Ray in embarrassing fashion at home
Yup. No guarantee in football. Top of the tree one day and then come crashing down.Watch out Spuds fans, here come RM looking to take Poch (and Kane plus Ali next window) A couple ore poor results and Zidane will be toast - this is one of their worst seasons in recent years, they're 19 points adrift of the leaders and now they have crashed out of the Copa del Ray in embarrassing fashion at home
Meanwhile you've offered a lucrative contract extension to the Portuguese Geoff Tibbs, meaning you'll have to pay even more when you inevitably sack him next season when his well-known pattern of running out of managerial talent in his third season at a club kicks in.Watch out Spuds fans, here come RM looking to take Poch (and Kane plus Ali next window) A couple ore poor results and Zidane will be toast - this is one of their worst seasons in recent years, they're 19 points adrift of the leaders and now they have crashed out of the Copa del Ray in embarrassing fashion at home
Is it? I don't know, I've had too much whiskyBurns night?
How on earth can anyone enjoy haggis
How on earth can anyone enjoy haggis
It's very tasty.How on earth can anyone enjoy haggis
You're confusing haggis with the "music" of Katy Perry again, aren't you?How on earth can anyone enjoy haggis
She's another who's vastly improved by watching with the mute button onYou're confusing haggis with the "music" of Katy Perry again, aren't you?