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  1. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I’m never, ever not game for it like, I’ve always been that way and it’s never faded one bit over the years.

    I’ve the standard mid 30’s slow down on everything else, but with the lasses I’m still like a 17 year old.

    I will say that if I’ve not got a lass on the go it doesn’t bother me like it used to, but frankly that’s a rare occurrence, ha.
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

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    Obviously that includes a 3 course meal and foreplay as well as the dirty deed.
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    What's foreplay then?
     
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  4. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    It’s what you shout in the tee playing golf I believe.
     
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    <laugh><laugh> Someone we can all aspire to imitate!
     
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  6. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    What the feck was I drinking last night lol ? I can't even remember doing this thread<laugh>
     
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    You told Monty you loved him again and you only post recipes because when the two of you eventually hook up you want to give him an idea of what you'll cook for him.
     
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  9. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I was actually refering to Monty when i wrote this thread. He loves my homemade Seafood dressing.
     
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  10. Brian Storm

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    Can't stop laughing at this typo mate <laugh>
     
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  11. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    It actually is abit too much to be fair. Like having Steak every night.
    I knew id have my work cut out being with a lass 11 years younger but shell have me in my grave before im 45 <laugh>.
     
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  12. rooch 3

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    Still straddling you probably.<laugh>
     
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  13. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    My sex life has always been more better and fun when i was single. Ive never experienced anything like this though.

    I joined Tinder for a laugh last Jan and i was shagging about 3 different lasses a week. One lass i met was too busy for a relationship so id go to hers on her half an hour lunch break at work literally walk in shag her and leave and wed barely say 2 words to eachother.
     
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  14. Brian Storm

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    When was the last time at the gum clinic mate?<laugh>
     
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  15. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>. Funny you should say that my lass had to have a test last month after an abnormal smear and she joked that shed find out if i had gave her anything. I totally shyte myself but all was good thankfully.
     
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  16. Brian Storm

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    Naughty boy. Go and get yourself checked. Nads you too.<laugh>
     
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  17. Teessidemackem

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    Nowt wrong with a few Mushrooms on your bellend mate. Just flick them away.
     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    <laugh>No mate that's washing your cock. That will give you a urine infection rather than a std <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Brian Storm

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    In an ideal world I'd get it everyday, but only on a morning. Can't be arsed on a night unless I'm drinking n sniffin
     
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