I used to be like that but when my lass dry humps my leg i sometimes worry my 40 year old man piece is gona let me down.
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- Thread starter Teessidemackem
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I used to be like that but when my lass dry humps my leg i sometimes worry my 40 year old man piece is gona let me down.
Easy to put a stop to being pestered on an evening. Fart
just spilled my Guinness ya bugger!
Easy to put a stop to being pestered on an evening. Fart
Good shout mate ill try that mate. Ill stock up on the beans.
My ex was always horny and would do that. So many times I had to pretend I was asleep.
Hard work being a sexy fecker isnt it mate.
I sometimes wish i was like Monty. 98 years old with balls like basket balls , unemptied since his his last sexual assault in 1995 with an inability to get a hard on.
Ive got a night to myself tonight and im actually happy to be able to recharge.
It was. I don't know what happened to me. Age came along very fast
You still got the number mate?
It was. I don't know what happened to me. Age came along very fast
You still got the number mate?
No mate i accidentally wiped my phone last month.
You're thinking about having one now just cause it was mentioned. Bet you can't stay off the frankie vaughan tonight
You're thinking about having one now just cause it was mentioned. Bet you can't stay off the frankie vaughan tonight
My Cocks as floppy as Rodwells spine. I couldnt even if i wanted to mate.
Mine should wear a ****ing cape after going all these years with nee dramas.
I’m a firm believer in ‘if it smells alreet’.
Abit of Lynx Africa squirted on and jobs a gudn mate. Stings abit like.