Off Topic Sex

Abit personal but how much do we all want/need it?

Without bragging im struggling to keep up with my lass to the point where its beginning to become a chore. We literally do it about 14 times a week.

Anybody else in a similar situation or am i just being a pussy??

 

I have no problem, my neighbour has Parkinsons and I just put it in her hand

 

It honestly doesn't even bother me.

14 times a week? Rather you than me, I'd not like that one bit, mate.

 

Not as much as I'd like. My lady's has been diagnosed with M.E which shows she been telling the truth when she says she's too tired Not the be all and end all so I'll live.

 

I'd be all ****ed out after half that.

 

Tees jizzing tiny little tear drop sized spunk cause he's not giving himself enough time to make more sperm

 

Yeah my sex drive is pretty low I don't need it that much... **** that for a laugh

I'm also of the belief that standard sex shouldn't go on for hours and hours etc.

 

Minutes. Single digits.

 

4?

Including foreplay?


And clean up?

 

Anything else is just excessive.

 

If you end up with a sweat on you’re working too hard.

 

My drive is pretty low atm. Can't even be bothered to have a **** half the time.
That said there's a woman I occasionally see.
She's a weirdo. Wont let me **** her without a condom but will happily suck me off bareback.
So that's what we do, 69. I just lie there, lick her pussy & let her get on with it.

 

Instead of messing about..... give her half a dozen 'proper' shags
QUALITY rather than QUANTITY marra

 

I've been there before with the non stop shagging and I thought it was great but at the time I didn't have a lot of responsibilities and had loads of free time.

These days I'm happy with once or twice a week and a magical world of porn on my phone.

 

tees, thats only twice a day. Surely you can spare an hour a day? a quick hump 1st time then get ya tyes blown up the 2nd time and make it last.

 

An hour a day! **** off!

 

2 or 3 times a week is fine by me. But if adventure and different every time. Different places, different rooms at home. I love it but couldn't handle 14 times a Week!! That said, my missus is 32 and 8 Ieper 9 years from her sexual peak... I'll be 50 when she hits that!!!

 

But with bits falling off?

 

Typing too fast!!supposed to say or!!!

 

I realised mate but sometimes the mis-type can be so much better.

Had some nasty images there for a few seconds

Not that bits falling off would put Gil off though. Not for a second!