My Xmas good deed (note: this is a "joke" not a true story

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DevAdvocate

DevAdvocate

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I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
 
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DevAdvocate said:
I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
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You’re a dick <laugh>
 
DevAdvocate said:
I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
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Repugnant behaviour.

Bye.
 
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DevAdvocate said:
I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
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Why not just walk off and forget she had a trolley...just saying
 
DevAdvocate said:
I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
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^^^^^^

He slept with her afterwards.
 
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DevAdvocate said:
I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
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I've had this happen a few times and I actually bought the groceries for the people .... I guess I'm just making up for the other extreme where some assholes think it's a joke ....
 
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