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My Xmas good deed (note: this is a "joke" not a true story

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No, about the shopping trolley as I said in my quote.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    That's the problem when you cry wolf Dev nobody believes you when you tell the truth.

    I don't believe that in the 20 or 30 years since you were in Northern Ireland you were kept up to date with the comings and goings of the highly secretive members of her majesties Elite fighters.
    To claim to know is pure folly.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 21, 2017
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Nov 21, 2017
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm sorry, next time I tell a joke in an OP (as is the case here) I'll be sure to let you know it's a joke and not a true story, most intelligent people would know the difference without a disclaimer but there's always the exception to any rule.

    Happy to help.
     
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  5. gas

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    What do the Pope and a christmas tree have in common?



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    The balls are just for decoration.

    ffs gstq ftp etc etc etc
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Should I warn you if my replies have a tinge of sarcasm next time ?
    <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 21, 2017
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    For a moment there I thought the Pope had three baws. Was gonnae say what an utter waste.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Nov 21, 2017
  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No he’s got 2 and a hawf :laugh:


    <party>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Should I?
     
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    <confused>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss, Trev

     
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    monacoger, Nov 21, 2017
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    So you didn't help the old lady return the shopping?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Nov 21, 2017
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    Mrs Dev*
     
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    Some say tomato , some say potato.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Welcome back! Where ye been? **** off.
     
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    Was watching Gotter , quite the teacher and how bout those students ... Epstein is a blast .
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    I see you brought your arse limpet with you.
     
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    You rang, m'lord?
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    4 pages and still no punchline.

    **** joke btw. :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Nov 22, 2017
  20. DevAdvocate

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    It either has "No punchline" or it's a "**** joke", can't be both can it?

    ps the punchline is the last bit
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 22, 2017
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