My Xmas good deed (note: this is a "joke" not a true story

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This supermarket story is more believable than Dev being a part of the SAS fraternity.

The guy is a compulsive liar ,either pay for the goods or leave the trolley it's not rocket science.
 
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Dev is the kind of scumbag that makes a fake Help for heroes donation tin buys an army uniform and medals from eBay and stands outside Asda guilting unsuspecting shoppers into giving him spare change.

Not for the money, mainly to live out his war hero fantasy and to impress strangers with shopping trolleys full of items.

Probably intervenes when security guards take down shoplifters and tells them he used to be in the Professionals CI5.

Desperate stuff folks .:cheesy:
 
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Dev is the kind of scumbag that makes a fake Help for heroes donation tin buys an army uniform and medals from eBay and stands outside Asda guilting unsuspecting shoppers into giving him spare change.

Not for the money, mainly to live out his war hero fantasy and to impress strangers with shopping trolleys full of items.

Probably intervenes when security guards take down shoplifters and tells them he used to be in the Professionals CI5.

Desperate stuff folks .:cheesy:

That doesn’t happen in Scotland. Too many abusive catholics make it impossible
 
Man denies sex offences against chickens and stealing underwear in Hunstanton

A 59-year-old man has denied sexual offences against chickens and stealing female underwear from a washing line.

Matthew Reid, whose address was given in court as HM Prison, Knox Road, Norwich, has been charged with sexual offences against chickens and a cockerel in Hunstanton on Sunday, July 2.


@DUNCAN DONUTS
@NorfolkSaint

Which one of you is a ****?
 
Man denies sex offences against chickens and stealing underwear in Hunstanton

A 59-year-old man has denied sexual offences against chickens and stealing female underwear from a washing line.

Matthew Reid, whose address was given in court as HM Prison, Knox Road, Norwich, has been charged with sexual offences against chickens and a cockerel in Hunstanton on Sunday, July 2.


@DUNCAN DONUTS
@NorfolkSaint

Which one of you is a ****?

How did they catch him bumming chickens ffs <laugh>
 
Man denies sex offences against chickens and stealing underwear in Hunstanton

A 59-year-old man has denied sexual offences against chickens and stealing female underwear from a washing line.

Matthew Reid, whose address was given in court as HM Prison, Knox Road, Norwich, has been charged with sexual offences against chickens and a cockerel in Hunstanton on Sunday, July 2.


@DUNCAN DONUTS
@NorfolkSaint

Which one of you is a ****?
<laugh>