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My Xmas good deed (note: this is a "joke" not a true story

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Nov 20, 2017.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Offffttt :laugh:

    Thank **** I’m a Heeb :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    You’re a dufus.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    This supermarket story is more believable than Dev being a part of the SAS fraternity.

    The guy is a compulsive liar ,either pay for the goods or leave the trolley it's not rocket science.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

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    <confused>
     
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    I'm starting to think it wasn't a supermarket at all, more likely a food bank. o_O
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Dev is the kind of scumbag that makes a fake Help for heroes donation tin buys an army uniform and medals from eBay and stands outside Asda guilting unsuspecting shoppers into giving him spare change.

    Not for the money, mainly to live out his war hero fantasy and to impress strangers with shopping trolleys full of items.

    Probably intervenes when security guards take down shoplifters and tells them he used to be in the Professionals CI5.

    Desperate stuff folks .:cheesy:
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That doesn’t happen in Scotland. Too many abusive catholics make it impossible
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    We are in total agreement.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So you admit that you lied about helping the old lady then ?
    You can't be believed Russ.

    Case closed
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

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    Man denies sex offences against chickens and stealing underwear in Hunstanton

    A 59-year-old man has denied sexual offences against chickens and stealing female underwear from a washing line.

    Matthew Reid, whose address was given in court as HM Prison, Knox Road, Norwich, has been charged with sexual offences against chickens and a cockerel in Hunstanton on Sunday, July 2.


    @DUNCAN DONUTS
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    Which one of you is a poof?
     
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  11. Toby

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    How did they catch him bumming chickens ffs <laugh>
     
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  12. Toley Fart

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    Exclusive footage on whatsapp
     
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  13. Toby

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    The video of a guy ****ing off an orangutan scarred me a bit :frown:
     
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    He shagged his hand iirc
     
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    Same thing imho...

    The one of the woman being thrown around by loads of blokes and claiming she wasn't being shagged hard enough was a bit wrong too.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    You thought I was being serious?

    Kinda figgers.
     
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  18. Toley Fart

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    That you are chums with SAS Elites ?

    No
     
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

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    Looks like Walter Devvy's past is catching up with him <rofl>
     
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