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My Xmas good deed (note: this is a "joke" not a true story

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I was in Sainsbury’s at lunchtime and the old dear at the checkout in front of me had a trolley full of shopping which came to £50.

    Needless to say being old and a bit senile she had forgotten her debit card and had no cash on her.

    It is Xmas I thought to myself and if you can’t help someone at Xmas when can you help them?
    I therefore helped her to put all her shopping back on the shelves.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Nov 20, 2017
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Patience, Nov 20, 2017
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You’re a dick <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
  4. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Repugnant behaviour.

    Bye.
     
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  5. brb

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    Why not just walk off and forget she had a trolley...just saying
     
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    brb, Nov 20, 2017
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    It's not Xmas though.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 20, 2017
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^

    He slept with her afterwards.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Nov 20, 2017
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  8. Tina.

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    I’ve got Santa socks on that says it is
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
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  9. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    ****ing grow up.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    Nae bother Scrooge.
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017

  11. seabreeze

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    I've had this happen a few times and I actually bought the groceries for the people .... I guess I'm just making up for the other extreme where some assholes think it's a joke ....
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Scrooge was a turncoat in the end cos he shat it from three ghosts.

    No amount of ghosts could make me like Xmas.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 20, 2017
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  13. Tina.

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    No one cares. Ya wee dick.
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
  14. Tina.

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    I’d have done the same as you. You’re a good ‘un.
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

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    Hope Santa ****es on yer carpet and shags yer cats.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 20, 2017
  16. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    This coming from a " Pussy " ....lol
     
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    seabreeze, Nov 20, 2017
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  17. Tina.

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    If he doesn’t, gambol will.
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    Wit?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 20, 2017
  19. seabreeze

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    No , pussy .
     
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  20. Tina.

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    He called you a pussy.
    And rightly so.
     
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    Tina., Nov 20, 2017
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