Put some lube up its arse before you **** it![]()
Sounds like you have experience.
Put some lube up its arse before you **** it![]()
Doing Turkey this Christmas, concerned it will be dry.
Filth.
Who hasn’t ?
I'm going to go for everyone except you as an answer to that question.

Is this the Politics thread? No it's not so how about you **** off on there with this ****.
Tony Blair is a war criminal and a slimy arrogant lying bastard. His self importance is off the scale, even now trying to meddle in Brexit. He doesn't realise he's doing more harm than good because people have wised up to him.
He opened the floodgates to immigration and the country was unprepared for it. If we don't have the funding to cope with the numbers let in, then they should never have been allowed in the country to stay. We have to be sensible about this, we've always had skilled workers from abroad in this country and hopefully we always will. That doesn't mean by saying the country is overpopulated that every single skilled worker would go home or should go home. Damage is done now, anyway.
Praising Tony Blair for Northern Ireland is ****ing laughable. He gave all the terrorists a free pass and compensation starting at 50k! Nothing for the victims families tho, they are still fighting for compensation and information on their loved ones files who died at the hands of the IRA. Britain doesn't negotiate with terrorists my arse.
Everybody on here has ****ed a dead turkey except me ?
You’ll have to start a poll for that![]()
You have a problem with authority or something?
Politics thread numbnuts, we have one. Go there.
Wtf do you think gravy is for? Also bread sauce, and cranberry if you ****ing must (bit of a yank abomination, that last one, but then so is turkey I suppose).
It really isn't. Quite apart from the fact the NHS would collapse without all the immigrants employed by it, the contribution immigrants make to the exchequer when working and paying tax means they are, for the most part, anything but a drain on the nation's resources.
Is this the Politics thread? No it's not so how about you **** off on there with this ****.
Yeah gravy is good but there must be a reliable way to not dry the ****er out? Bread sauce isn't going anywhere near my dinner.

Yeah gravy is good but there must be a reliable way to not dry the ****er out? Bread sauce isn't going anywhere near my dinner.
Doing Turkey this Christmas, concerned it will be dry.