The latest **** thread

Sounds like you have experience.

 

Wtf do you think gravy is for? Also bread sauce, and cranberry if you ****ing must (bit of a yank abomination, that last one, but then so is turkey I suppose).

 

Who hasn’t ?

 

Don’t try and pretend that wasn’t what you meant.

 

I'm going to go for everyone except you as an answer to that question.

 

Tony Blair is a war criminal and a slimy arrogant lying bastard. His self importance is off the scale, even now trying to meddle in Brexit. He doesn't realise he's doing more harm than good because people have wised up to him.

He opened the floodgates to immigration and the country was unprepared for it. If we don't have the funding to cope with the numbers let in, then they should never have been allowed in the country to stay. We have to be sensible about this, we've always had skilled workers from abroad in this country and hopefully we always will. That doesn't mean by saying the country is overpopulated that every single skilled worker would go home or should go home. Damage is done now, anyway.

Praising Tony Blair for Northern Ireland is ****ing laughable. He gave all the terrorists a free pass and compensation starting at 50k! Nothing for the victims families tho, they are still fighting for compensation and information on their loved ones files who died at the hands of the IRA. Britain doesn't negotiate with terrorists my arse.

 

Everybody on here has ****ed a dead turkey except me ?

You’ll have to start a poll for that

 

You have a problem with authority or something?

Politics thread numbnuts, we have one. Go there.

 

You on glue again?

 

No.

 

Try it, you may make more sense.

 

Yeah gravy is good but there must be a reliable way to not dry the ****er out? Bread sauce isn't going anywhere near my dinner.

 

That's a different argument Archer. And I agree with you on that.

I'm on about local population growth where national mainstream allocations to public services haven't kept up with the growth. A different argument.

This is about population growth in addition to ageing population which is also happening.

 

Tony Blair , the Teflon Kid . **** him & New labour .

NOT Labour though .

 

It's called the **** thread. Politics is **** so it fits!

 

Try holding the bread sauce boat nearer your dinner .... not a good look to keep on spilling it in your lap ...

 

Oranges mate.

Seriously, slices of oranges. That's what I do.
Slice them into roughly 1cm circles and cover the Turkey. I cover in foil too for the first part.

So you know its so many mins perr kilo when cooking? Say it comes to hour and 20 minutes. Cook the hour with foil and the last 20 without. And without the oranges. You can adjust this bit depending on how you like it.

I cook this for my white family, having not really grown up eating Turkey. They say its the best Turkey they had.

Makes a nice gravy too with the orange in the meat juices

 

Only the last bit.

 

Butter, lardons, lemon, garlic, and herbs all chopped and mixed in a bowl. Loosen the skin of the bird a bit, get your hand underneath and spread the mixture all over. Secure the skin back with a skewer.

As it cooks the mixture will sink into the flesh.