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  1. DMD

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    A group of clowns rent furnished flats in London, but are annoyed to discover they haven't been provided with ironing boards. So they go to complain to their landlord.

    "It's in the contract," says the landlord. "You lot have to use your window sills. Every clown has a sill for ironing."

    Don't bother , I've already got my coat on. <ok>
     
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    You're getting mauled by the tigers...

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    This is posted as a warning. I know how many of you considered it!

     
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    The line, without a winter coat is missing.
     
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    Oxford have just got hammered on University Challenge.
     
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    By who? Please say Batley Tech, or similar...
     
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    Scumbag Uni...
     
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    UCL
     
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    UCL 315-45.
     
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    Blimey, don't happen to remember which college it was?
     
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    St Hugh's I think
     
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    One of the less prestigious colleges that one. Whatever that implies...
     
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    Did anyone ever buy one of those "Toothickfa University" sweatshirts they used to advertise in the Melody Maker? I'm talking the seventies and eighties when I last regular bought that publication.
     
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    Shame it wasn't Scumbag.
     
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    Lot 1 in Baitson's auction tomorrow...

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    I've looked at this a few times, yes initially I thought it funny but then I looked carefully and as the drunk is right at the top of the steps he suddenly lunges forward. Look again and at the same time that the drunk starts his decent another guy can be seen walking away from the drunk rather hastily. It looks to me like the drunk was pushed at the top of the steps by the guy hastily walking away and that ain't funny.
     
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