We'll have to not go to the cinema together. This sums them up for me. please log in to view this image WTF am I looking at? The whole films are just a mass of noise and colour.
The Transformers movies are ****ing abysmal. Who keeps going to watch these at the ****ing cinema? They need to be found and killed. JUST STOP!!! Every time one of these movies makes money, they keep making more! There is only one Transformers movie that is any good, and it is the animated one from 1986
Carry On Columbus. Easily the worst in the series. Carry On Emmannuelle was pretty awful as well but I liked the idea of Suzanne Danielle putting it about. She's married to Sam Torrance.
A true measure of film disappointment is films you've got off your arse to go and see at the Cinema. Turning off some crock of **** sat on your couch is too easy. Either having to sit through it or going for the Cinema flounce off, is the real test of a proper **** flick. I give you - Independence Day.
Yeah that was tough, I did go to the cinema and made it to the end but I won't lie, I was in a dark place by the end.
Snap. I contemplated the flounce off but I was in the middle of a row and it was packed out. Truly horrendous.
That's normal procedure at the cinema, especially during that moment just after they switch the big screen off and before they turn the lights on.
