The Worst Films

[luvgonzo]

'Lost In Translation'. Just dreadful.

You spelled brilliant incorrectly.

 

[Bodinki]

Da **** is wrong with Layer cake?

Just found it ****e. (Except for Sienna Miller in lingerie).
I cannot stand Daniel Craig.

 

[Bodinki]

'Lost In Translation'. Just dreadful.

I thought that was a great movie!

 

[luvgonzo]

No way are they in the worst films group.

We'll have to not go to the cinema together.

This sums them up for me.

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WTF am I looking at? The whole films are just a mass of noise and colour.

 

[Stan]

'Lost In Translation'. Just dreadful.

I was disappointed by that. It just made me want to drink whisky.

 

[Skylarker]

I was disappointed by that. It just made me want to drink whisky.

Worth watching then I guess.

 

[One of the lads]

Anything with John Candy in. So he's fat? Big deal.

 

[Bodinki]

The Transformers movies are ****ing abysmal.
Who keeps going to watch these at the ****ing cinema?
They need to be found and killed.
JUST STOP!!!
Every time one of these movies makes money, they keep making more!
There is only one Transformers movie that is any good, and it is the animated one from 1986

 

[Stan]

Carry On Columbus.

Easily the worst in the series.

Carry On Emmannuelle was pretty awful as well but I liked the idea of Suzanne Danielle putting it about.

She's married to Sam Torrance.

 

[Tobes]

A true measure of film disappointment is films you've got off your arse to go and see at the Cinema.

Turning off some crock of **** sat on your couch is too easy.

Either having to sit through it or going for the Cinema flounce off, is the real test of a proper **** flick.

I give you - Independence Day.

 

[Commachio]

A Clockwork Orange
Jaws 4 : The Revenge
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Highlander: The Source
Layer Cake

Layer cake is good. You're wrong.

 

[luvgonzo]

A true measure of film disappointment is films you've got off your arse to go and see at the Cinema.

Turning off some crock of **** sat on your couch is too easy.

Either having to sit through it or going for the Cinema flounce off, is the real test of a proper **** flick.

I give you - Independence Day.

Yeah that was tough, I did go to the cinema and made it to the end but I won't lie, I was in a dark place by the end.

 

[Commachio]

The Transformers movies are ****ing abysmal.
Who keeps going to watch these at the ****ing cinema?
They need to be found and killed.
JUST STOP!!!
Every time one of these movies makes money, they keep making more!

You've answered your own question. Plus Megan Fox is hot.

 

[Tobes]

Yeah that was tough, I did go to the cinema and made it to the end but I won't lie, I was in a dark place by the end.

Snap. I contemplated the flounce off but I was in the middle of a row and it was packed out. Truly horrendous.

 

[Stan]

Yeah that was tough, I did go to the cinema and made it to the end but I won't lie, I was in a dark place by the end.

That's normal procedure at the cinema, especially during that moment just after they switch the big screen off and before they turn the lights on.

 

[Commachio]

Yeah that was tough, I did go to the cinema and made it to the end but I won't lie, I was in a dark place by the end.

That's normal procedure at the cinema, especially during that moment just after they switch the big screen off and before they turn the lights on.

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That's pervypetes favourite bit,

 

[luvgonzo]

That's normal procedure at the cinema, especially during that moment just after they switch the big screen off and before they turn the lights on.

It was an obvious pun left in there on purpose Stanley!

 

[Dier Hard]

Mummy remake with Tom Cruise is ****ing pony.

 

[Stan]

It was an obvious pun left in there on purpose Stanley!

We're like Morecambe and Wise.

Obviously you're Ernie Wise.

 

[luvgonzo]

We're like Morecambe and Wise.

Obviously you're Ernie Wise.

Was Ernie the funny one?