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  1. Krome

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    Is that the one where the woman has vagina teeth and bites some guys cock off in a cave? I watched that on netflix a while back lol
     
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  2. Stan

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    I didn't see Saw.
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    Yeah maybe the first one was okay, because it was an original idea I suppose.
    But as usual with horror franchises, they have to ruin it with a dozen sequels, all with ever diminishing quality
     
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    Yeah. Great film <laugh>
    Not.
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    badum tshhhhh.

    Do you think someone with a lisp ever went to the cinema to watch Saw and ended up going to see Thor?
     
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    No mate. Released at different times <doh>
     
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  7. Stan

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    I want to thee Thaw, my fwend thaw Thaw and thaid it was thuper.

    :azn:
     
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    Or go downstairs alone cos you’ve heard a noise, despite the fact there’s a serial killer on the loose and all your lights suddenly aren’t working!

    But, **** it, I’ll go down on my own, in the dark, to see what that noise was!
     
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    Exactly why I sleep tooled up.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    The last Shift is a nice little film where a rookie cop is sent to keep watch over the cop shop on its last night before closing. It's a slow burner with plenty of psychological twists
     
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    When Ceaser talks for the first time...epic

    NO!!!
     
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  12. Bodinki

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    I like the original Apes films aswell.
    Not too keen on any of the remakes.
    But the original 70's ones with Charlton Heston and Roddie MacDowell are pretty good.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Old skool <ok>

    Not like Bope, goes to bed with 999 on speed dial and phone under his pillow
     
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    I think the new ones are amazing
     
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    Just watching 'Lie Still' I'll let you know...
     
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    The Mark Wahlberg one was terrible.
    The newer ones, I have only seen the first one, and it was okay, I guess. But I think there are like 3 of them in that series now, I havent seen any of the sequels.
    I just prefer the originals I guess.
     
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  17. Stan

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    That's true, the Wahlberg one wasn't very good, mainly because he was in it.
     
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    Quite liked the first Paranormal Activity.

    I think because it seemed realistic due to being shot as a "found footage" movie and the sheer fact it's more eery than scary just made it quite a unique movie. Was done on a really small budget which I thought was impressive, unfortunately it's been ruined now with all the ****ty sequels.
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    That seems to be a big problem in the horror genre, they can never just stop.
    But as with the ****ing god awful ******ed Transformers movies, if they keep making money, they will keep greenlighting sequels, until the diminishing return gets so diminished that it stops making cash.
     
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    It was a bit slow but got there in the end. About a guy who takes a room amid a girlfriend break up and things are not as they seem with his digs.
     
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