Ask Matth

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 ever had a black donkey cock up the chocolate starfish?

@Matth_2014 have you ever had more than two in a day?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 whats the largest number of men you've had pee on you at the same time?

 

[luvgonzo]

Some people are gonna get Matthburn.

 

[Skylarker]

Some people are gonna get Matthburn.

You deserve some Matthburn for starting the thread.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Some people are gonna get Matthburn.

Is that like rug burn without the sex?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Is that like rug burn without the sex?

It's where he pins you down with his Lonsdale thong on.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

It's where he pins you down with his Lonsdale thong on.

Best male model and clothes horse Mike Ashley could have wished for.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

@Matth_2014 I just read on Science mag that...

The space around Uranus (pictured) has grown quite crowded.

Why do you think that is?

 

[Matth_2014]

Piss off spammibg my alerts with this crap, I want a moderator to delere this thread.

 

[Libby]

Piss off spammibg my alerts with this crap, I want a moderator to delere this thread.

Matth.

Do you realise there's no moderators on this board?

Who do you think would be best suited?

 

[Skylarker]

@Matth_2014 would you like to be the PL mod?

 

[luvgonzo]

@Matth_2014 would you like to be the PL mod?

I think that would be a cracking idea.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Piss off spammibg my alerts with this crap, I want a moderator to delere this thread.

@Matth_2014 Delere what?

 

[Skylarker]

I think that would be a cracking idea.

I might use my powers and make it happen.

@Matth_2014 you cool with that blud?

 

[luvgonzo]

@Matth_2014 you cool with that blud?

Who cares if he's up for it at not?

 

[luvgonzo]

Piss off spammibg my alerts with this crap, I want a moderator to delere this thread.

I've made a thread for you and you get all annoyed! Just answer the good questions and Matthburn the nobheads.

 

[Skylarker]

Matths been on line for about an hour. Think he's stuck on question 1

Not the greatest of starts tbh.

 

[Skylarker]

I'll give you a clue @Matth_2014

His name begins with R (surname L) and he plays in Red and has a donkey dick.

 

[Big Ern]

I think that would be a cracking idea.

why? Because it would mean every thread would be about liverpool?

 

[seabreeze]

I have a Matth question.....4+3-1 +1-3-4=