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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 have you ever had more than two in a day?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 whats the largest number of men you've had pee on you at the same time?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Some people are gonna get Matthburn.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You deserve some Matthburn for starting the thread.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is that like rug burn without the sex?
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    It's where he pins you down with his Lonsdale thong on.
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Best male model and clothes horse Mike Ashley could have wished for.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 I just read on Science mag that...

    Why do you think that is?
     
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  9. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Piss off spammibg my alerts with this crap, I want a moderator to delere this thread.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Matth.

    Do you realise there's no moderators on this board?

    Who do you think would be best suited?
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I think that would be a cracking idea.
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    @Matth_2014 Delere what?
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I might use my powers and make it happen.

    @Matth_2014 you cool with that blud?
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Who cares if he's up for it at not?
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've made a thread for you and you get all annoyed! Just answer the good questions and Matthburn the nobheads.
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Matths been on line for about an hour. Think he's stuck on question 1 <confused>

    Not the greatest of starts tbh.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'll give you a clue @Matth_2014

    His name begins with R (surname L) and he plays in Red and has a donkey dick.
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    why? Because it would mean every thread would be about liverpool?
     
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    I have a Matth question.....4+3-1 +1-3-4=
     
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