Off Topic General Election Special

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

I shagged a bird from Bangor NI 1985 in magalluf. Took her virginity too.
Happy days

Johnny or Catholic?

 

[Leon...]

She's got no chance whilst the DUP are sat st the table.

Very true.

Don't think Murdoch would allow it in any case

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Christ mate go easy.

It was in. A nightclub I've got a bit of decorum about me without resorting to the fudge tunnel on a first meeting.

Fair play, don't know what I was thinking coming out with that.

Did you see her again and if you did was there any action in the council gritter department?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Fair play, don't know what I was thinking coming out with that.

Did you see her again and if you did was there any action in the council gritter department?

Holiday romance and a trip to see her that didn't go well.
No chutney on my cheese. But a willing girl eager to learn.
Good mammaries

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Holiday romance and a trip to see her that didn't go well.
No chutney on my cheese. But a willing girl eager to learn.
Good mammaries

A heartwarming story.

Lovely.

 

[The B&S Fanclub]

Sturgeon and Salmon...

Both slippery customers..

 

[The greengrocer]

Holiday romance and a trip to see her that didn't go well.
No chutney on my cheese. But a willing girl eager to learn.
Good mammaries

And you believed her? You're deffo the first!

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Both slippery customers..

On a different scale.

 

[balkan tiger]

I shagged a bird from Bangor NI 1985 in magalluf. Took her virginity too.
Happy days

Didn't you have a lovely time the day you went to banger.

 

[Edelman]

Didn't you have a lovely time the day you went to banger.

Was it Elsy

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

And you believed her? You're deffo the first!

I could tell you why I was the first but I don't want to lower the tone or cheapen the memory's...

 

[The greengrocer]

I could tell you why I was the first but I don't want to lower the tone or cheapen the memory's...

Cheapen! Cheapen! Cheapen!

 

[DMD]

I could tell you why I was the first but I don't want to lower the tone or cheapen the memory's...

Was it because nobody else would?

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I could tell you why I was the first but I don't want to lower the tone or cheapen the memory's...

Oh go on spoil sport.

It was over 40 years ago.

 

[BrAdY]

I could tell you why I was the first but I don't want to lower the tone or cheapen the memory's...

it's because she was a blow up doll you bought from a company in bangor

 

[originalminority]

Both slippery customers..

Fish Out

 

[DMD]

Fish Out

You're talking about the woman Chazz loved.

 

[Leon...]

DING DONG BELL

Kensington goes LAB

 

[originallambrettaman]

DING DONG BELL

Kensington goes LAB

Congratulations, only losing by 46 seats now.

 

[Obadiah]

Maybe you should have listened to them more.

Literally no one went on holiday there from the mainland during the troubles.

What about Lord Mountbatten? Or did he go for something else?