Off Topic General Election Special

[Carmine Galante.]

They're already on a small fishing vessel on their way to the Bahamas. Along with several briefcases full of cash.

I've got mine sitting on the bottom of the Atlantic in my private submarine.

No ****er will find it there.

Captain Smythe has the letter of last resort tucked in his breast pocket.

My orders are clear.

 

[Edelman]

Hopefully a hung parliament, no daft coalitions and a new election with some better ideas next time round.

Ideas ???? In an election ???
Have you taken leave of your senses.

 

[Quill]

One thing if the exit poll is right:

Seeing "UKIP - 0" is very satisfying.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Pound down $1.29 to $1.27 already.

 

[Edelman]

Made clear from minute one, don't keep it civil, start calling people ****s and scum and you'll be out of here. No sympathy.

Sorry but I think it's a bit harsh.
There's always abuse on here and most of it is letting off steam.
Maybe counting to 10 before posting would be a better option but it doesn't always work like that.

 

[Quill]

Considering how exit polls have been recently though, it's a certain Tory majority, let's be honest...

 

[FILEYseadog]

As predicted il

That's a bit harsh.

I was thinking the same as patty
Just didnt post it

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Look at McDonnell.

Dye his hair black and stick a beard on him= Jimmy Hill.

In fact I think it might actually be him.

 

[Newland Tiger]

Another one who can't keep it civil.

Bye Patty.

Just for that after all the **** on here ?

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Have you all forgot how accurate the polls were last time? And the time before?

The exit polls were really accurate last time. I remember a Lib Dem - was it Ashdown? - saying if the exit polls were right re their seats he'd eat his hat. They were and he didn't.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I was thinking the same as patty
Just didnt post it

Can't be banned for thinking Files.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Made clear from minute one, don't keep it civil, start calling people ****s and scum and you'll be out of here. No sympathy.

What did you call Corbyn earlier? Wasn't it twat?

 

[Edelman]

Exit polls?

Has anyone on here ever left the polling station and been asked who you voted for?

Did you lie?

I would.

Polling ****s.

Yes !!!
I was asked what I thought of Happy Tiger.
I said he seems a bloody nice bloke!!!

 

[Amin Arrears]

Ideas ???? In an election ???
Have you taken leave of your senses.

What senses?

 

[Amin Arrears]

I've got mine sitting on the bottom of the Atlantic in my private submarine.

No ****er will find it there.

Captain Smythe has the letter of last resort tucked in his breast pocket.

My orders are clear.

Would that be a nuclear submarine?

 

[Quill]

No matter what, even if the Tories keep the majority, May's gamble failed.

Her intention was to completely decimate all opposition, and it's not going to happen.

She won't be PM by 2017's end.

 

[Leon...]

Just for that after all the **** on here ?

Toys out of the pram.

 

[Leon...]

No matter what, even if the Tories keep the majority, May's gamble failed.

Her intention was to completely decimate all opposition, and it's not going to happen.

She won't be PM by 2017's end.

Agreed.

Even if it's wrong, it's not the mandate she needed.

 

[Amin Arrears]

Torys out of the pram.

You missed a letter

 

[originallambrettaman]

What did you call Corbyn earlier? Wasn't it twat?

Why, does he post on here?

One rule, keep it civil with each other.

Really not that hard surely?