Off Topic General Election Special

[Amin Arrears]

If Labour win I'm ****ed.

I'll have to close the East wing( the staff will have to go) and tit around cashing in some of my off shores, which is a pain in the bollocks.

Might have to get rid of a horse or two and Tarquin can forget that Audi TT for his17th.

He can do with a Golf.

I'll have to rent out my second house or cut my bi annual jaunt to the Maldives a week short

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Sunderland and Newcastle competing to see who can count votes the quickest.

Jesus wept.

 

[City Man]

Agreed.

Even if they scrape a majority, she and Crosby are finished.

As are the loathsome tabloids political power.

Oh we could be dancing in the streets of Raith tonight.

Get the Gover in.
They do not like it up'em !

 

[mowds]

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[Carmine Galante.]

I'll have to rent out my second house or cut my bi annual jaunt to the Maldives a week short

What are you thinking of doing with your gold reserves Bob?

I'm at a loss.

 

[Amin Arrears]

What are you thinking of doing with your gold reserves Bob?

I'm at a loss.

They're already on a small fishing vessel on their way to the Bahamas. Along with several briefcases full of cash.

 

[originalminority]

BBC Exit Poll is worrying

 

[Leon...]

I got 6-1 on Rudd losing to Labour.

It's early days, but I can't see Cons situation improving drastically.

That said, they called the Brexit wrong, to the extent Farage threw the towel in

 

[Leon...]

Get the Gover in.
They do not like it up'em !

Seriously though, who could become leader? Where's the quality?

 

[originallambrettaman]

**** me, they're all running around kitted out in Sports Direct ****e.

 

[Edelman]

Another one who can't keep it civil.

Bye Patty.

That's a bit harsh.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Exit polls?

Has anyone on here ever left the polling station and been asked who you voted for?

Did you lie?

I would.

Polling ****s.

 

[lewisc29]

What a **** show for the Tories, if the polls are right. I haven't seen many campaigns but this has to be up there with one of the biggest collapses?

 

[Leon...]

Imagine what May is doing now:

Bucking in a Shackleton's quivering:

"I'm strong and stable, S-s-s-trong aaaaand stttable. Strong and stable. Ssss"

 

[Amin Arrears]

Exit polls?

Has anyone on here ever left the polling station and been asked who you voted for?

Did you lie?

I would.

Polling ****s.

No I haven't and damn ****ing right I would.

I think that every time.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Have you all forgot how accurate the polls were last time? And the time before?

 

[lewisc29]

Have you all forgot how accurate the polls were last time? And the time before?

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[Ernie Shackleton]

Imagine what May is doing now:

Bucking in a Shackleton's quivering:

"I'm strong and stable, S-s-s-trong aaaaand stttable. Strong and stable. Ssss"

Not in this ****ing Shackleton, she ain't.

 

[originallambrettaman]

That's a bit harsh.

Made clear from minute one, don't keep it civil, start calling people ****s and scum and you'll be out of here. No sympathy.

 

[Quill]

Exit polls?

Has anyone on here ever left the polling station and been asked who you voted for?

Did you lie?

I would.

Polling ****s.

I know!

I can't think of anyone who would admit to voting Tory.