Off Topic General Election Special

I'll have to rent out my second house or cut my bi annual jaunt to the Maldives a week short

 

Sunderland and Newcastle competing to see who can count votes the quickest.

Jesus wept.

 

Get the Gover in.
They do not like it up'em !

 

Latest odds

 

What are you thinking of doing with your gold reserves Bob?

I'm at a loss.

 

They're already on a small fishing vessel on their way to the Bahamas. Along with several briefcases full of cash.

 

BBC Exit Poll is worrying

 

I got 6-1 on Rudd losing to Labour.

It's early days, but I can't see Cons situation improving drastically.

That said, they called the Brexit wrong, to the extent Farage threw the towel in

 

Seriously though, who could become leader? Where's the quality?

 

That's a bit harsh.

 

Exit polls?

Has anyone on here ever left the polling station and been asked who you voted for?

Did you lie?

I would.

Polling ****s.

 

What a **** show for the Tories, if the polls are right. I haven't seen many campaigns but this has to be up there with one of the biggest collapses?

 

Imagine what May is doing now:

Bucking in a Shackleton's quivering:

"I'm strong and stable, S-s-s-trong aaaaand stttable. Strong and stable. Ssss"

 

No I haven't and damn ****ing right I would.

I think that every time.

 

Have you all forgot how accurate the polls were last time? And the time before?

 

Not in this ****ing Shackleton, she ain't.

 

I know!

I can't think of anyone who would admit to voting Tory.