Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Zzzzzz

 

So she realised her mistakes and left lol

 

Hmm

Covered in batter and deep fried?

 

Wow, is she your cousin?

Edit: I thought you was the MP, soz

 

My 16 year old and my SIL have this banter. When my bro got married my son bought them a can of tuna

 

Nah thats just taking it to the other extreme lol

 

Its funny how racism becomes jokes when you have mixed families

My little bro is expecting his first kid and my lads are all for naming him nemo

 

Dont worry mistakes are easily made, especially when you are Pakistani lol

 

him? you bro or the kid?

 

The kid. We know it's a boy

 

So both you lads from laandaan?

 

ah i see....see i dont get that finding out the sex of the baby, i like not knowing and the surprise on the day of the birth...

 

@Highburyal getting a taxi to work

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I am the same. I don't like knowing and I don't buy anything until the kids are born

 

Shut up, he lives in some backward place, i live in London!

 

Which ones HB? Lol

 

Zzzzz

 

Obviously the one at the back, it's his Taxi

 

I thought he was the one with the paddle, working lol

 

Never been a fan of London

I live in Stoke currently and even that is preferable to London