Spurlock's Ramadan diary

I'm in Huddersfield...was born in Tottenham....the Mill industry in Yorkshire meant we uprooted when I was 3 years old.

 

Mate you do talk some **** mirpuri...preferring Stoke to London, you been smoking with Homer!

 

I cant say I am sorry, if you had stayed it still would have been a ****hole same as Huddersfield, infact i think it was wise from your dad to move out of that dump (Tottenham) lol

 

More bang for your buck and all that

I buy and sell property these days, was a senior manager in regeneration for most of my working life until lad came along, and to do what I do in London would have been impossible

Plus too busy and stand offish for me

 

You probably do know some of my cousins lol

 

You mean you couldnt hack it mirpuri! Those that cant hack it come up with that excuse and move out....lol

 

Mate have you seen the landscape surrounding Huddersfield? Postcard pictures, Gods canvas Fam.

London is London....concrete jungle

 

Are you now trying to make him your cousin now! Have some shame man!

 

I can earn in 3 months doing what I do now than a year in regeneration, that's all the excuse I need

 

Cant say i would like that...i like my concrete jungle and being able to do anything or go anywhere anytime of the day or night...

 

He is a lahori dude we can't be related

My Bengali cousin

 

Tax evading isn't a profession to be proud of mirpuri....

 

Listen big nose aint no cousin of yours mirpuri lol

 

I wish

You pay more council tax on an empty property than one you live in

 

what makes you think I live in Bangladesh?

It's the same here

 

My nose only looks big because you have to look up at me my short pal

 

Lol

#thinksonlylondonhas24hourasda

 

No place is like London mate...keep dreaming....

 

Ok


Zzzzz

 

what you boys having for suhoor?