Spurlock's Ramadan diary

About to find out. Just waking up the kids

Probably a couple of eggs/porridge or some cereal for me.

Start eating less and less as we go on

 

Anyway Flander's shouldn't you be getting going? Bet it takes a while to get to the mosque on your little boat

 

A bit more curry for me with rice.

 

nah 2mins walk....abu hamza waiting for me lol

 

same got some veg, chicken with spinach and bit of rice....dont like rice normally for suhoor makes you feel bloated afterwards!

 

This Sheikh used to be our imam, amazing guy and recitation...

 

Before him we had the famous hook hand, then we kicked him out lol

 

Wasn't he given all sorts of awards at one stage for bringing the community around their together as there was loads of in fighting etc?

 

Yes he was, very intelligent scholar...

 

Having a Nestle's Breakaway and a glass of milk


Then rolling one

 

Haram

 

I didn't know Wheat flour and cocoa butter was haram

Knobhead

 

You don't need to sign of every time with your name lol

I was talking you rolling one Homer....

 

Yeah yeah Flanders...I'm peckish, wondering what to eat

 

Fruits?

 

Allah put dinosaur bones in the ground to test your faith guys

 

A bit gay mate....I need something warm and tasty...tastes like meat, spicey

Off to have a Chicken burger

 

We know

 

No skin of my nose mate...just keep getting fat lol

 

Dumbcnut nonuts, what has that got to do with our faith? lol