Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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is that because they are all cousins and married to each other lol

Probably

True story I have a disabled lad and when at a hospital a doctor was taking notes and asking questions as his condition was quite rare at the time

First question "are you married to a cousin" I just pointed to the Mrs and said obviously . Mrs being white and not having changed her name

Thick as chit. Its all rubbish anyway the whole cousin thing (I have a masters in health and studied it) but she was sitting next to me for crying out loud
 
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Probably

True story I have a disabled lad and when at a hospital a doctor was taking notes and asking questions as his condition was quite rare at the time

First question "are you married to a cousin" I just pointed to the Mrs and said obviously . Mrs being white and not having changed her name

Thick as chit. Its all rubbish anyway the whole cousin thing (I have a masters in health and studied it) but she was sitting next to me for crying out loud
She could have been a white Pakistani!

All jokes aside though that must be hard to deal with?
 
I just dont understand how you got married at all, let alone a non-mirpuri or cousin, did she feel sorry for you? lol

Tbh I did think long and hard about this and after much investigation and analysis it turns out I am a handsome fit and irresistible

Its a hard burden but I have learnt to live with it
 
Probably

True story I have a disabled lad and when at a hospital a doctor was taking notes and asking questions as his condition was quite rare at the time

First question "are you married to a cousin" I just pointed to the Mrs and said obviously . Mrs being white and not having changed her name

Thick as chit. Its all rubbish anyway the whole cousin thing (I have a masters in health and studied it) but she was sitting next to me for crying out loud

On the other hand one my best mates is an MP and every time I try to link him, he's at a wedding or a funeral.
 
She could have been a white Pakistani!

All jokes aside though that must be hard to deal with?

Becomes life tbh. Hardest thing was.they picked it up at the 20 week scan and pushed for us to abort and give them the foetus. I was close to punching the doctors out. Then theybsaid he has 1 year max. He is in school and 12 and Apple of my eye
 
Don't go there mate

I have loads of Bengali mates and as I said my sister in law is a Bengali. You can discuss anything but mention fish and they lose their mind to disassociate with it

I know lol...I used to check a Bungy gal back in the day and I used to throw some fish and rice cusses at her...lol funny memories