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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Probably all of them
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Of course you won't, your on the other side of the fence mate

    It's not for you to get, it's for us to laugh at


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  3. thefanwithnoname

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    Nah seriously think it was the current PM after secret docs were revealed
     
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  4. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    is that because they are all cousins and married to each other lol
     
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  5. Highburyal

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    Dont know mate, wouldn't be suprised if they played a part in it too...
     
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  6. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    hmmmm
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

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    Probably

    True story I have a disabled lad and when at a hospital a doctor was taking notes and asking questions as his condition was quite rare at the time

    First question "are you married to a cousin" I just pointed to the Mrs and said obviously . Mrs being white and not having changed her name

    Thick as chit. Its all rubbish anyway the whole cousin thing (I have a masters in health and studied it) but she was sitting next to me for crying out loud
     
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  8. Highburyal

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    I just dont understand how you got married at all, let alone a non-mirpuri or cousin, did she feel sorry for you? lol
     
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  9. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    She could have been a white Pakistani!

    All jokes aside though that must be hard to deal with?
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

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    Tbh I did think long and hard about this and after much investigation and analysis it turns out I am a handsome fit and irresistible

    Its a hard burden but I have learnt to live with it
     
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    On the other hand one my best mates is an MP and every time I try to link him, he's at a wedding or a funeral.
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

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    Becomes life tbh. Hardest thing was.they picked it up at the 20 week scan and pushed for us to abort and give them the foetus. I was close to punching the doctors out. Then theybsaid he has 1 year max. He is in school and 12 and Apple of my eye
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    So you're a fish expert, I'll remember that.
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

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    As in politician?

    Few of my relatives are MPs. So maybe you do know a cousin
     
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    MP...you know what I mean bro...Meerpuri...samaj geya?
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

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    Don't go there mate

    I have loads of Bengali mates and as I said my sister in law is a Bengali. You can discuss anything but mention fish and they lose their mind to disassociate with it
     
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  17. Highburyal

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    Then you woke up...lol
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

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    Acha acha samjay.

    Probably still a cousin lol

    I have relatives in Aylesbury that I know for sure.
     
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    Fish is good for your health...
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    I know lol...I used to check a Bungy gal back in the day and I used to throw some fish and rice cusses at her...lol funny memories
     
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