Off Topic Where is every ****er?

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Smug in Boots said:
How you doing mate?

Whatever it was that happened I missed it all.

If people are civil there's no need for things to get out of hand.

Once insults start flying, even if they're supposed to be harmless, it can unravel quickly.

Take it easy mate.
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I'm ok pal, very busy... I've found some real nuggets on the PL Board and they take up all my time. <laugh>

There's been a resurgence of posters on here recently, after my departure, so I'm gonna keep spreading the love on the other boards for now.

That's my new reason anyway.

Hope you're well too pal, you and Comm should go easy on each other, you both have a valid 'audience' on here, for want of a better word.
 
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Sidthemackem said:
We're all bastards on here, so I don't see the problem, meself.

Comm = pissed bastard
Smug = hard bastard
Billy = bastard's bastard
Sid = fat bastard
Bri = bastard with a butt plug (!)
etc. etc.
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Amsterdam Roger said:
.............................................FIXED FOR YOU
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Bri said:
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Ha ha! I quoted wrong.
It was to this

Sidthemackem said:
We're all bastards on here, so I don't see the problem, meself.

Comm = pissed bastard
Smug = hard bastard
Billy = bastard's bastard
Sid = fat bastard
Bri = bastard with a butt plug (!)
etc. etc.
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Now it makes sense. :p
 
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Smug in Boots said:
You're welcome any time mate.

Sardinia is a great island but the people are very insular, which I like to be honest.

If you're going to one resort then somewhere like Cala Gonone is good ..... great beaches, plenty of good restaurants and loads to see.

You can hire a speedboat as well if you like.

If you're into walking there's a fantastic trek to a place called Tiscali, Google it.

If you want the high life it would have to be the Costa Smeralda, lots of big yachts and top class hotels.

If you want peace and quiet somewhere like S'Archittu is lovely but, to be honest, most of the island is a joy.
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Do you really have a super yacht dude?
Or is it more like a blow up lilo?
 
Bri said:
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What the ****! You still shoving Simon up the hoop?
 
Sammy's Silky Skills said:
Why not get a replacement butt plug?
I replace my pets.
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I've done the butt plug, I've done the the engraved pet rock. I don't play out jokes forever like a mag. I'll have a new night out mascot when one presents it's self naturally in the flow of a session. Because that's how humour works best. Not flogging a joke like a dead horse like you lot on the Mag board. ;)
 
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Bri said:
I've done the butt plug, I've done the the engraved pet rock. I don't play out jokes forever like a mag. I'll have a new night out mascot when one presents it's self naturally in the flow of a session. Because that's how humour works best. Not flogging a joke like a dead horse like you lot on the Mag board. ;)
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But having an inanimate object like a dildo to carry around all day is normal?

:afro:<laugh>
 
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Sammy's Silky Skills said:
But having an inanimate object like a dildo to carry around all day is normal?

:afro:<laugh>
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I never carried it about all day. It was isolated nights out and they were carried by a group of people. It's like you've never had a laugh with mates if you don't get it. It's not rocket science. I know you're trying to force an agenda of seedy overtones, you're just showing a lack of personality and a strange obsession with me and dildos. Would you define yourself as normal? I wouldn't. Try some friends out for size. You might get it. ;)

Meet Chives, lost in York. Suppose i forced him down my piss hole <laugh><doh>

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Bri said:
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Good one, fella.

Give me a genuine LOL
 
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