Off Topic Where is every ****er?

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Sammy's Silky Skills said:
Do you really have a super yacht dude?
Or is it more like a blow up lilo?
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I've been on a few super-yachts but never owned one, even the mooring costs are beyond most people.

Our best boat in Antibes was a 6 metre powerboat which, for a working class bloke like me, was a dream come true <ok>

Now we're back in the UK we just have a RIB that we can tow behind us, still great fun though.
 
Got an e-mail from a mate of mine saying the most important topic of conversation on the Newcastle forum at present is
SUNDERLAND
May be fitting for someone to send a note acknowledging that we know of their existence
 
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Smug in Boots said:
I've been on a few super-yachts but never owned one, even the mooring costs are beyond most people.

Our best boat in Antibes was a 6 metre powerboat which, for a working class bloke like me, was a dream come true <ok>

Now we're back in the UK we just have a RIB that we can tow behind us, still great fun though.
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Had a few water ski boats , untill I was introduced to sailing and never went back to power, it is a different world and one of the fondest memories I have in my life is of sailing a 14ft Hobie Cat Turbo on a broad reach when the white caps are just starting with one hull in the air , I would even put it above motor cycling, could not do it now as they take a bit of pulling back up when they go over
 
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fredor said:
Got an e-mail from a mate of mine saying the most important topic of conversation on the Newcastle forum at present is
SUNDERLAND
May be fitting for someone to send a note acknowledging that we know of their existence
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I think your mate is either a figment of your imagination, pulling your p!sser or simply a liar.
" SUNDERLAND " is certainly not the most important topic of conversation at present.

Why not pop over and have a look yourself....oh hang on.
 
Bri said:
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Down it! Down it! Down it! Down it!
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Whey!
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Lightweight! Lightweight! Lightweight! Lightweight!
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iS THAT THE WIFE'S OR YOURS MATE, WITH A MONTY HE HE HE
 
Bri said:
I never carried it about all day. It was isolated nights out and they were carried by a group of people. It's like you've never had a laugh with mates if you don't get it. It's not rocket science. I know you're trying to force an agenda of seedy overtones, you're just showing a lack of personality and a strange obsession with me and dildos. Would you define yourself as normal? I wouldn't. Try some friends out for size. You might get it. ;)

Meet Chives, lost in York. Suppose i forced him down my piss hole <laugh><doh>

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BRI HE WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SAY YOU STILL HAVE IT, AND WANTS TO BORROW IT , IM SURE HE WILL WASH IT WHEN HE IS FINISHED WITH IT AND WILL RETURN WHEN EXCITEMENT DIES DOWN 2099
 
Amsterdam Roger said:
iS THAT THE WIFE'S OR YOURS MATE, WITH A MONTY HE HE HE
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It was never used man or out like that, god no. It's hair is threaded anyway so someone would have trouble shoving that up their arse. It was nobodies really, came on nights out in groups of us for ****s and giggles. It's had a few homes before someone lost it.
 
Bri said:
It was never used man or out like that, god no. It's hair is threaded anyway so someone would have trouble shoving that up their arse. It was nobodies really, came on nights out in groups of us for ****s and giggles. It's had a few homes before someone lost it.
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mate i was jesting again not asking a real question , from now on ill put smileys when im taking the piddle or jesting, sorry Bri, but i did enjoy your reply it had me worried for a while
 
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Amsterdam Roger said:
mate i was jesting again not asking a real question , from now on ill put smileys when im taking the piddle or jesting, sorry Bri, but i did enjoy your reply it had me worried for a while
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<laugh> I know you were joking fella. Just explaining the crack with it because it's admittedly strange. :p
 
Bri said:
<laugh>There's nowt in it, it's just a strange group mascot like a student would take on blockbusters. <laugh>
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if i get one from the red light ,could you make sure Sammy gets it ,and i want loads of pics, haven't been on the skunks board for ages and that would set the ball rolling
 
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