Off Topic Where is every ****er?

Nah, tried all that mate ...... he has 8 chickens and they all go in the stable together at night.

We've tried approaching with treats, we've all whacked him and we've tried putting him away after an attack.

Nowt works and, yes, we're starting to be a bit scared of him ..... he's like Road Runner when he comes at you

 

It's madness mate, even the geese give him a wide berth and they're huge and aggressive.

He has a great character but we have visitors with young children so have to keep him in when they're around.

My granddaughter arrives in a week's time and she loves going down to see the birds, the trouble is that Jagger is nearly as big as her

 

Put some wacky bacci in with his feed mate, that might chill him a bit

 

Just remembered we aren't going to Sardinia in September it was Corsica silly me, where are you stopping by the way Smug.

 

We never 'stop' anywhere to be honest mate.

We'll be arriving in Bastia then doing an anti-clockwise tour stopping in all the best little bays so we can get the boat in the water.

When we arrive at Bonifacio we'll leave the boat and pop over to Sardinia, there's a festival we like to go to.

Do you know where you're based, there's some fabulous places ..... have you been before?

 

I had a whopping big Rhode Island called Mulligan and one morning I looked out the Kitchen window and he was in the greenhouse eating my seedlings so I thought I would quietly Shoo him out but no the twat went mental and by the time I got him out it was like the battle of the Somme no roof and half the side panels gone I chased him down the farm till I nearly collapsed with a bloody heart attack.

 

Hi mate I was just joking to get a free ride on your boat we are still going to Sardinia but nothing booked yet any advice would be very welcome budget is not a problem I can always put our lass in a doss house

 

Does it do the cockerel waltz ?

 

You're welcome any time mate.

Sardinia is a great island but the people are very insular, which I like to be honest.

If you're going to one resort then somewhere like Cala Gonone is good ..... great beaches, plenty of good restaurants and loads to see.

You can hire a speedboat as well if you like.

If you're into walking there's a fantastic trek to a place called Tiscali, Google it.

If you want the high life it would have to be the Costa Smeralda, lots of big yachts and top class hotels.

If you want peace and quiet somewhere like S'Archittu is lovely but, to be honest, most of the island is a joy.

 

You aren't going to believe this mate I was just telling our lass about our conversation and she says why did you tell him we are going to Sardinia we are going to Santorini. just shows the input I have in our holidays

 

Just a little tired and pissed off with everthing and everybody at the minute.

Working 10/11 hour days when life is supposed to be getting easier leaving no time for gym or pub.

Taking the odd few minutes during the day to look on here and post, or coming on here late on to read, laugh, post and chill grounds me again.

Then I remember there are guys on here, and elsewhere, in far more demanding and stressful situations.

Top guys on not606.

 

You'll love it mate, just off the coast of Syria

 

Drunken gobby ****s also

Strange we've had very little problems.

 

What chuckled me is this post got 3 likes.

Smudge. Frebore and Stooey

The fantastic4 ..****ing hell

The shame of being in that clique..


Every **** looking around, denying it.

 

Talking of Likes, I can only remember offhand only one time that you did not give a like to any comment that Albert on the Newcastle forum made, it made me vomit your continual " You are great Albert what am I like "

Try denying that

 

He's more of a man than you, and isnt going to die soon, due to sucking off kangaroo's. Ya raving decrepit beastiality sex pest.

Gasp for air ya ****.

@Albert's Chip Shop

 

It's hardly a clique, no how valid my point is.

 

Thought you may want to abandon frebore and stooey.

I would