Off Topic Where is every ****er?

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mackemwelder said:
He obviously doesn't have enough Hens to play with mate, he's got too much testosterone in his blood, let him at the hens and he'll be too tired to attack anyone.

Failing that, show it who's boss mate, or are you that scared of it <whistle>
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Nah, tried all that mate ...... he has 8 chickens and they all go in the stable together at night.

We've tried approaching with treats, we've all whacked him and we've tried putting him away after an attack.

Nowt works and, yes, we're starting to be a bit scared of him ..... he's like Road Runner when he comes at you <laugh>
 
Smug in Boots said:
Nah, tried all that mate ...... he has 8 chickens and they all go in the stable together at night.

We've tried approaching with treats, we've all whacked him and we've tried putting him away after an attack.

Nowt works and, yes, we're starting to be a bit scared of him ..... he's like Road Runner when he comes at you <laugh>[/QUOTE]
<laugh><laugh><laugh> Maybe try a drive by down the beach ? :)
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It's madness mate, even the geese give him a wide berth and they're huge and aggressive.

He has a great character but we have visitors with young children so have to keep him in when they're around.

My granddaughter arrives in a week's time and she loves going down to see the birds, the trouble is that Jagger is nearly as big as her <laugh>
 
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Smug in Boots said:
It's madness mate, even the geese give him a wide berth and they're huge and aggressive.

He has a great character but we have visitors with young children so have to keep him in when they're around.

My granddaughter arrives in a week's time and she loves going down to see the birds, the trouble is that Jagger is nearly as big as her <laugh>
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Put some wacky bacci in with his feed mate, that might chill him a bit :)
 
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Smug in Boots said:
For me to like someone it needs more than, 'Hey everyone, look at me I'm pissed.'

No offence Joe but the lad was slightly different & amusing when he was posting from Thailand.

Now he's back in Sunderland he's just one of thousands like him ...... I suspect he'll run out of things to say quite soon tbh.
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Smug in Boots said:
The yacht's gone now, not really the weather for it here.

We just have a RIB, on a trailer, now but it has a 65HP engine so it can really fly ..... we'll be taking it to Corsica in September.

Nowt better than towing a boat 3,000 miles behind an old Transit van <ok>
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Just remembered we aren't going to Sardinia in September it was Corsica silly me, where are you stopping by the way Smug.
 
rooch 3 said:
Just remembered we aren't going to Sardinia in September it was Corsica silly me, where are you stopping by the way Smug.
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We never 'stop' anywhere to be honest mate.

We'll be arriving in Bastia then doing an anti-clockwise tour stopping in all the best little bays so we can get the boat in the water.

When we arrive at Bonifacio we'll leave the boat and pop over to Sardinia, there's a festival we like to go to.

Do you know where you're based, there's some fabulous places ..... have you been before?
 
Smug in Boots said:
Long time since I laughed at a post this much mate, classic stuff <laugh>

We've just had a cockerel arrive who we're all scared of, and he's a big lad.

He ran 30 yards to attack me yesterday and I had to fight him off with a rake.

One of the gardeners put him away this morning, so he could work in that area, and he was actually headbutting the window ...
.. the cockerel, not the gardener.

We know he's only protecting the chickens but ffs, he's crazy.

If he doesn't calm down we'll have to build a new compound for them whereas they're totally free range at the minute.

Shame but we're a bag of nerves with him <laugh>
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I had a whopping big Rhode Island called Mulligan and one morning I looked out the Kitchen window and he was in the greenhouse eating my seedlings so I thought I would quietly Shoo him out but no the twat went mental and by the time I got him out it was like the battle of the Somme no roof and half the side panels gone I chased him down the farm till I nearly collapsed with a bloody heart attack.<laugh>
 
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Smug in Boots said:
We never 'stop' anywhere to be honest mate.

We'll be arriving in Bastia then doing an anti-clockwise tour stopping in all the best little bays so we can get the boat in the water.

When we arrive at Bonifacio we'll leave the boat and pop over to Sardinia, there's a festival we like to go to.

Do you know where you're based, there's some fabulous places ..... have you been before?
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Hi mate I was just joking to get a free ride on your boat <laugh> we are still going to Sardinia but nothing booked yet any advice would be very welcome budget is not a problem I can always put our lass in a doss house<laugh>
 
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Smug in Boots said:
It's madness mate, even the geese give him a wide berth and they're huge and aggressive.

He has a great character but we have visitors with young children so have to keep him in when they're around.

My granddaughter arrives in a week's time and she loves going down to see the birds, the trouble is that Jagger is nearly as big as her <laugh>
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Does it do the cockerel waltz ?
 
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rooch 3 said:
Hi mate I was just joking to get a free ride on your boat <laugh> we are still going to Sardinia but nothing booked yet any advice would be very welcome budget is not a problem I can always put our lass in a doss house<laugh>
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You're welcome any time mate.

Sardinia is a great island but the people are very insular, which I like to be honest.

If you're going to one resort then somewhere like Cala Gonone is good ..... great beaches, plenty of good restaurants and loads to see.

You can hire a speedboat as well if you like.

If you're into walking there's a fantastic trek to a place called Tiscali, Google it.

If you want the high life it would have to be the Costa Smeralda, lots of big yachts and top class hotels.

If you want peace and quiet somewhere like S'Archittu is lovely but, to be honest, most of the island is a joy.
 
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Smug in Boots said:
We never 'stop' anywhere to be honest mate.

We'll be arriving in Bastia then doing an anti-clockwise tour stopping in all the best little bays so we can get the boat in the water.

When we arrive at Bonifacio we'll leave the boat and pop over to Sardinia, there's a festival we like to go to.

Do you know where you're based, there's some fabulous places ..... have you been before?
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You aren't going to believe this mate I was just telling our lass about our conversation and she says why did you tell him we are going to Sardinia we are going to Santorini.<doh><laugh> just shows the input I have in our holidays<laugh>
 
Just a little tired and pissed off with everthing and everybody at the minute.

Working 10/11 hour days when life is supposed to be getting easier leaving no time for gym or pub.

Taking the odd few minutes during the day to look on here and post, or coming on here late on to read, laugh, post and chill grounds me again.

Then I remember there are guys on here, and elsewhere, in far more demanding and stressful situations.

Top guys on not606.
 
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Burly Hurley said:
Just a little tired and pissed off with everthing and everybody at the minute.

Working 10/11 hour days when life is supposed to be getting easier leaving no time for gym or pub.

Taking the odd few minutes during the day to look on here and post, or coming on here late on to read, laugh, post and chill grounds me again.

Then I remember there are guys on here, and elsewhere, in far more demanding and stressful situations.

Top guys on not606.
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Drunken gobby ****s also

Strange we've had very little problems.
 
Bri said:
He's never bored me. In fact it only seems to be you complaining pissed in the early hours. You did it on the election thread but changed your post and you've done it on here, the same thread a few pages back you complain about people whinging. You're the biggest whining pissheads on the entire board. It's always you crying on, pissed up, calling people ***ots and pussies in the early hours because folk have failed to entertain you. People aren't here to entertain you. Entertain yourself and stop bitching on you ****ing pansy.
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What chuckled me is this post got 3 likes.

Smudge. Frebore and Stooey<laugh>

The fantastic4 ..****ing hell

The shame of being in that clique..


Every **** looking around, denying it.<laugh>
 
commachio1 said:
What chuckled me is this post got 3 likes.

Smudge. Frebore and Stooey<laugh>

The fantastic4 ..****ing hell

The shame of being in that clique..


Every **** looking around, denying it.<laugh>
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Talking of Likes, I can only remember offhand only one time that you did not give a like to any comment that Albert on the Newcastle forum made, it made me vomit your continual " You are great Albert what am I like "

Try denying that
 
fredor said:
Talking of Likes, I can only remember offhand only one time that you did not give a like to any comment that Albert on the Newcastle forum made, it made me vomit your continual " You are great Albert what am I like "

Try denying that
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He's more of a man than you, and isnt going to die soon, due to sucking off kangaroo's. Ya raving decrepit beastiality sex pest.

Gasp for air ya ****.

@Albert's Chip Shop
 
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