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At least it's good to finally win something...

Well done to Hull City! Champions of incompetence, heroes of ineptitude!

Table

Hull City 82
Sunderland 79
West Ham 77
Bournemouth 72
Stoke City 69
Burnley 68
Leicester City 65
Middlesbrough 64
Swansea City 61
Watford 57
Crystal Palace 55
Liverpool 55
West Bromwich Albion 45
Everton 44
Manchester City 37
Southampton 35
Manchester United 33
Tottenham Hotspur 31
Arsenal 30
Chelsea 24
 
They could have shortened that piece and just scored on the owners. We would be ****ing miles out in front of any premier league club. In fact they could do it for all divisions.

You can insert whichever club you believe has the '****est' owners

Premier league - HULL CITY TIGERS
Championship -
League 1 -
League 2 -
 
What a load of bollocks that is

One of the best things the club did this season was to sack Phelan , how can that be a negative
we would have been down ages ago , as it is against all odds we still have a chance of staying up
 
originallambrettaman said:
At least it's good to finally win something...

Well done to Hull City! Champions of incompetence, heroes of ineptitude!

Table

Hull City 82
Sunderland 79
West Ham 77
Bournemouth 72
Stoke City 69
Burnley 68
Leicester City 65
Middlesbrough 64
Swansea City 61
Watford 57
Crystal Palace 55
Liverpool 55
West Bromwich Albion 45
Everton 44
Manchester City 37
Southampton 35
Manchester United 33
Tottenham Hotspur 31
Arsenal 30
Chelsea 24
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Summat to stick in the upcoming new trophy cabinet.
 
Newland Tiger said:
What a load of bollocks that is

One of the best things the club did this season was to sack Phelan , how can that be a negative
we would have been down ages ago , as it is against all odds we still have a chance of staying up
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Maybe the point is that he was appointed in the first place. The owners really struggled to get a new manager after Bruce left.
 
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Newland Tiger said:
What a load of bollocks that is

One of the best things the club did this season was to sack Phelan , how can that be a negative
we would have been down ages ago , as it is against all odds we still have a chance of staying up
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Ergo it had to be massive ineptitude to hire him in the first place. There cannot possibly be any situation in which hiring someone and firing them within 3 months cannot be seen as bad management from the board. It's the same for Swansea - sacking Bradley was a brilliant decision, hiring him in the first place was the inept part.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the article, save for we should've pissed it even more if they'd focussed on the off-pitch pre season activity.
 
Just shows you why we are the position we are. Would be interesting to compare these stats Phelan v Silva. The most annoying are those that should be easily fixed (?). Namely kicking out the ball to the opposition and passing to the opposition in your own half.
 
We actually did quite well on the last one we were on...

Final table 2014-15

QPR: 61.5
Burnley: 54
Everton: 49
Leicester: 42
Manchester United: 41.5
Liverpool: 41.5
Crystal Palace: 41
Newcastle: 39
Aston Villa: 37
West Brom: 36
Hull: 32
Sunderland: 31
Tottenham: 30
Stoke City: 26
West Ham: 25
Manchester City: 17
Arsenal: 16.5
Southampton: 16
Swansea: 14
Chelsea: 13.5
 
originallambrettaman said:
We actually did quite well on the last one we were on...

Final table 2014-15

QPR: 61.5
Burnley: 54
Everton: 49
Leicester: 42
Manchester United: 41.5
Liverpool: 41.5
Crystal Palace: 41
Newcastle: 39
Aston Villa: 37
West Brom: 36
Hull: 32
Sunderland: 31
Tottenham: 30
Stoke City: 26
West Ham: 25
Manchester City: 17
Arsenal: 16.5
Southampton: 16
Swansea: 14
Chelsea: 13.5
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Why's the rugby team in your list?
 
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